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What in the actual fuck is wrong with me? This scene. THIS SCENE IS MY LIFE!




This can’t be normal! I mean I did wake up to a shot of fireball (stop judging me) but I swear I just threw up a cup or two of blood is wrong with me !










OMFINGG IM NOT EVEN FOLLOWING what the fruit is wrong with me 😵😵




Yesterday, I started the medication my doctor prescribed that is supposed to cure what's been wrong with me since January. 1.5 days into it and I just had a bad episode of what's been wrong with me since January.




is wrong with me. Why am I watching this. 😂



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WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? I just slept for like 17 hours!!!!!!




What is wrong with me? I go to research gym memberships online, notice "cafe" and select that first! WTF?










What the hell is wrong with me? I literally just through away a fist full of veggies I was supposed to put in a pot...




I just looked through my whole life experience and came to this conclusion. is wrong with me!!! 😵😈







I think I've decided I don't like - What is wrong with me? When did this happen? Gasp!




When your drunk at quick check and buy two bags of Funyuns and a sandwich && realize you have zero self control about a half hour later...what is wrong with me?




Cuando crees que la industria de la música es una 💩pero te enteras que ha sacado disco hace un mes 😍😍😍 y tú no te habías ni enterado 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️




is wrong with me: an internal daily monologue









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Kinda just wanna live in New York or by the beach with someone I love

Am I the only one who thinks of Michael Langdon when i listen to this ?

Song : G spot Michael by Lindemann

The english translation :

Fuck me Michi, fuck me, please fuck me

Fuck me Michi, fuck me

Fuck me Michi, fuck me, please fuck me

Fuck me Michi, fuck me

Michael, Michael

Isn’t very bright

but what is missing in his head

Blossoms in the loins

Amongst the women all over the land,

he was well known for his art of love

All the women

Sang on and on

Fuck me Michi, fuck me, please fuck me

Fuck me Michi, fuck me

Fuck me Michi, fuck me, please fuck me

Fuck me Michi, fuck me

G-spot Michael, G-spot Michael

Soon I’ m gonna die

Pounding like a fourstroke cycle

Make me happy make me cry

G-spot Michael, G-spot Michael

Nothing left to say

Banging like a fourstroke cycle

All night long I stay

But soon is his lust deteriorates

he has taken over the affair

Himself bent over in the love games

and moved to south africa

The wind blowing softly over the sea

Over mountains to me here

will bring an announcement to my ears

in Africa the girls sing

Fuck me Michi, fuck me, please fuck me

Fuck me Michi, fuck me

Fuck me Michi, fuck me, please fuck me

Fuck me Michi, fuck me

G-spot Michael, G-spot Michael

Soon I’ m gonna die

Pounding like a fourstroke cycle

Make me happy make me cry

G-spot Michael, G-spot Michael

I know why I have to die

Inside my body all the veins are bleeding dry

The blood falls from the heart above

Down near in the part I need for love

I know why I have to die

All my cells inside are running dry

All my tears I gave away

Doesn’t matter all night long I stay

I know why I have to die

Inside my body all the veins are bleeding dry

All the blood falls from the heart above

Down near in the part I need for love

Fuck me, YEAH

Originally posted by winterswake

2:24 am

Last night I woke up in the middle of an anxiety attack I’ve woken up anxious before but I’ve never woken up while having an anxiety attack the way I did last night my body was trembling for a while but at the same time I felt like I couldn’t move I was crying but there was no tears coming out of my eyes I was screaming but no one could hear me due to the fact that my room is on the far end of the house but because of it I’ve had anxiety all day my body aches I feel empty and I’m scared to fall asleep because I don’t want it to happen again.

VINES TRANSLATED IN SHAKESPEARS

“road work ahead? uh, yeah.. i sure hope it does…”

— road w’rk ahead? uh, yeah… i sure desire t doest…

“oh my god, and they were roommates..”

— oh mine own god, and those gents w’re roommates..

“tHIS BITCH EMPTY,, yEET”

— this wench exsufflicate,, yeet

“so you just gon’ give me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?”

— so thee just gon’ giveth me a birthday gift on mine own birthday to mine own birthday party on mine own birthday with a birthday gift?

“don’t fuck with me, i have the power of god and anime on my side!”

— don’t alas with me, i has’t the pow’r of god and anime on mine own side!

“it’s an avocado,, thanks…”

— it’s an avocado,, grant you mercy…

“country boy, i love you”

— state knave, i loveth thee

“ah! stop,, i could’ve dropped my croissant..”

— ah! stand ho,, i couldst has’t did drop mine own croissant..

“come to del-taco, they got a new thing called FRE-SHA-VACA-DO”

— cometh to del-taco, those gents did get a new thing hath called FRE-SHA- VACA-DO

College is not wanting to clean off your bed so you just slump onto the floor and accept your fate

It’s not terribly uncomfortable

But I’m far more lazy than I am anything else so I don’t care