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Just saw . Trailer πŸ—‘πŸ—‘πŸ—‘πŸ—‘πŸ—‘πŸ—‘πŸ—‘πŸ—‘πŸ—‘πŸ—‘i say this in the most christain way where the is wrong with me

Guess who has to pee again? Drink more water they said. It’s good for your skin they said. Yet I’m sitting here waiting to go. is wrong with me πŸ™„πŸ™„

OMFINGG IM NOT EVEN FOLLOWING what the fruit is wrong with me 😡😡

Yesterday, I started the medication my doctor prescribed that is supposed to cure what's been wrong with me since January. 1.5 days into it and I just had a bad episode of what's been wrong with me since January.

is wrong with me. Why am I watching this. πŸ˜‚

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? I just slept for like 17 hours!!!!!!

Seems like i always pick the abusers to be with. Weather emotionally or physically. Smh is wrong with me

What is wrong with me? I go to research gym memberships online, notice "cafe" and select that first! WTF?

What the hell is wrong with me? I literally just through away a fist full of veggies I was supposed to put in a pot...

I just looked through my whole life experience and came to this conclusion. is wrong with me!!! 😡😈

I think I've decided I don't like - What is wrong with me? When did this happen? Gasp!

When your drunk at quick check and buy two bags of Funyuns and a sandwich && realize you have zero self control about a half hour later...what is wrong with me?

Cuando crees que la industria de la mΓΊsica es una πŸ’©pero te enteras que ha sacado disco hace un mes 😍😍😍 y tΓΊ no te habΓ­as ni enterado πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

is wrong with me: an internal daily monologue

Soo that's what you're supposed to do after 69... *Cue the Bill and Ted guitar riff πŸ˜‚ is wrong with me πŸ˜›

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Random Shit I’ve Done For Fanfiction

~I have written notes for fanfiction but when my English teacher wants me to write notes for a book i’m reading i can’t do shit 

~ I’ve made notification on my calendar to now that some certain day my favorite fanfiction writer will update a book

  • Mom: *casually plays record player*
  • Me: *casually listens having already seen and heard said record player before*
  • Mom: *casually flips record to the other side when done with side A*
  • Me: *SHOOK* MAMI WHAT THE FLIP-FLOP APPLE SAUCE IS GOING ON HERE?!hbkudscbjlISXIiahbbadiuhiweuhrojwepir4ewjhfr348wur489ghpoirjf0349
  • Mom: *explains how record works*
  • Me: ...woah

Alternative Ash/Puck ship names…

1. Pash (Ash+Puck). Everyone uses it.

2. Frost-trickster?! Or Ice-prankster?!

3. GoodTallyn (Goodfellow+Tallyn). Their last names…

4. Push. Lol sorry :p

5. Robillyn (Robin+Tallyn).

6. Frost-Fire?! Their powers…

7. Trickster-princeling?! Trickster-prince

8. Trickster-Assassin/Assassin-Trickster

9. Winter-storm. Or just storm… because of their attack in book 4.

10. You can basically call them whatever you want and whatever that has to do with summer and winter and the opposites lol

ghhhfff I’m not saying animal abuse is okay but I am tired of people being seen as bad people or worse than Satan himself because they don’t put animals on a pedestal and treat them like gods

This is mostly in response to a post I saw in Twitter and the original post? I like, it’s a good PSA. But there were some comments that made me go eh. “Evil”? You’re calling a person evil because… ??? They could have been ignorant (hence the reason for the psa hmm) and I’m quite positive that if the person knew that somebody was in danger, knew what the service dog was trying to do, they would have helped. But nah, they’re evil because they don’t want to pet every stray dog they meet. lets call ‘em a terrible person because gasp how dare they not go down on their knees and worship every pet they come across

Same thing with people screaming “DUMP THEM FUCK THEM THEY DON’T DESERVE YOU” whenever a person goes on a date and realizes their date doesn’t like animals. I see it so often and it is exhausting. Some people… just don’t like animals? That doesn’t mean they’re abusers, it just means that they can go their life without pets. And that’s fine..?

Take note that this is from the perspective of somebody who has had multiple pets over the years + is maybe possibly going to study animal stuff. I don’t think I’d get romantically involved with anybody who is not fond of animals but jfc it’s just because our interests don’t coincide not because they’re fucking satan.