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Cloud, looking at the group he’s traveling with: when mothers give birth to morons are they doing it just to upset me?
- Kelly: Did you bring your gun?
- Ash: Why would I bring my gun to dinner with Dinah?
- Kelly: Is it in your jacket?
- Ash: …yeah.
Cloud, looking at the group he’s traveling with: when mothers give birth to morons are they doing it just to upset me?
Ophilia: Why me?
Primrose: Because people like you. You’re quiet. You say “excuse me.” You look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning.
Aoba: Here’s all I know about fashion: I like blue.
Ed: Son of a…
Roy: Language.
Ed: …Bitch. Sorry, all obscenity requests must be submitted an hour in advance.
Annabelle: When I said ‘bring me something back from the beach’, i meant, like, a conch shell!
X, struggling to hold a seagull: Then fuCKING SAY SO!
Ranpo: Okay, so one of you is wearing my boyfriend’s cologne and I just want to ask if you could change it or it’s gonna get real weird around here.
Dazai: Like sexy weird?
Yosano: He means he’s gonna start crying. He hasn’t seen Poe in weeks.
*thru. text*
Alfyn: I’m gonna sext you.
Therion: Wellokthen
Alfyn: Lay me into bed
Alfyn: Your hands caress my body
Alfyn: Your palms are sweaty
Alfyn: Knees weak
Alfyn: Arms spaghetti
Therion: IM GONNA KILL YOU
Shuu: You probably don’t want to get close to me. People say that I’m a handful.
Ryouhei: [excitedly] I have two hands!!
Mage: Fuck you! I’ve had enough! If you little shits ain’t gonna listen to me then I’m gonna go out there and do it myself!
Sylph: Mage, wait! We’re sor-
Bard: *clamps hand over Sylph’s mouth* Shh. I wanna see what happens
Atsushi: Come on, okay? You’re awesome, you have nothing to be insecure about!
Akutagawa: That is way too emotionally supportive and you need to lock that shit down.
Rabbit, dramatically: What would you guys do if I were kidnapped?
The Spine: Oh, don’t worry. They’d give you back.