Tori: I have cat-like reflexes.
Michael: Prove it.
Tori: [sees a cat]
Tori: I like that cat.
Peridot: It sure is dark in here.
Lapis:
Peridot: I’m not scared of anything.
Lapis:
Peridot: I mean… who’s scared of the dark? Not me. Nope.
Lapis: Do you want me to hold your hand?
Peridot: Yes please.
Harrow: my love! I missed you so much!
Sarai: I’ve only been gone for ten minutes
Harrow:… still
Vector: Get back here, ugly!
Black Mist: Excuse me, I’m not a mirror.
Winter: do they have mirrors in the bathrooms here?
Qrow: yes
Winter : so you saw what you looked like and didn’t take that stupid cape off?
Crystal: Tea or coffee?
Gold: Neither.
Gold: I like to go straight for the alcohol.
Winter: Weiss, tell Qrow that he’s an idiot but I still love him.
Weiss: tell him yourself
Winter: we’re fighting
Weiss: You’re sitting in his lap??
Carl: Dad, I don’t what you’ve heard, but whatever it is, they’re lying.
Chaos: Alright, now everyone pay attention. I have an announcement to make, and I only have a minute.
Gordeau: Why?
Hilda: Are you in a hurry?
Chaos: No, I was referring to your attention spans.
Leckie: Help me with this crossword puzzle. I need a six letter word for “disappointment”.
Chuckler: Runner.
Leckie:
Leckie: It fits.
George Luz: That’s my seat, so get up.
Joe Toye: Or else?
George: I’ll sit on your lap.
Joe: That’s it?
George: Please, you won’t last one minute before you ask me to move because you got a boner.
Joe: Fair enough.
