- Haruhi: Why does Tamaki-senpai look so depressed?
- Kyouya: Oh, he’s just heartbroken because his other half left him.
- Haruhi: Really? How?
- Kyouya: The mirror in his room broke.
Annabeth: I’ve flirting with this kid *points to percy* for months now.
Percy: *shocked* you have?
Annabeth: oh wow, didn’t even notice huh?