Annabeth: I’ve flirting with this kid *points to percy* for months now.
Percy: *shocked* you have?
Annabeth: oh wow, didn’t even notice huh?
Goku: Bulma, what’s a dilf?
Bulma: A dad I’d like to
Bulma:
Bulma:
Goku:
Bulma: …be friends with?
Goku: Well that makes sense.
Tara: Once you’ve hit rock bottom the only place to go is up!
Abraham: You underestimate me. I’ve brought my pickaxe and I’m ready to dig.
connor: hank, in your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
hank: hey, gavin, how tall are you?
Primrose: I’m having problems with someone.
Therion: Like “their dead body won’t fit into the carriage” problem or “You like them” problems?
Primrose: “I like them” problems.
Therion: Too bad, I could have actually helped you with the other one.
Tressa: *SCREAMS*
Therion: What was that!?
Tressa: I just thought about my anxieties and it’s like my mind hand touched a hot memory stove!
Kullen: You know what, bro?
Merik: What?
Kullen: If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine lives with you.
Merik: …[clutches heart] bro.
Master Kohga: why won’t you just stay down and die with dignity?
Link, with Riju: we don’t do anything with dignity
Pikachu: ….wow
Pikachu: I came out to have a good time and I honestly feel so attacked right now.
Mimikyu: well, I came out to attack the people and I’m having a really good time right now.
Shizuo: Akane, you always need to be kind to people.
Izaya: Hey-
Shizuo: Fuck off.
