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[Dick sneaking back into the Hospital after being declared missing.]

Dick: Hey can I smoke in here?

Holi: You don’t smoke.

Dick: Just asking if I can.

Holi: Are you high?

Dick: I’m high on Kaboom. Don’t ask for permission, ask for forgiveness.

Holi: That’s right you never did ask me for permission to leave did you? Well I’m sorry to burst your ka-bubble, but I just had my ass ka-handed to me by the Head of medicine, and now I might lose my Medical license and my career is ka-screwed!

Dick: …Holi I am so so so sorry!

Holi: What the ka-fuck were you thinking?

[Jason playing scrabble with Roy]

Jason Todd: Roy boy. Lemme tell you something, Roy: you suck at Scrabble.

Roy: I know. You’re destroying me.

Jason Todd: You’re worse than my ex-girlfriend and she’s terrible at Scrabble. [looks up at hidden camera] And she’s a bitch.

Roy: Look out, man, I’m gonna get you one of these days. I’m practicing.

Jason Todd: Yeah, I doubt that. [Looks back up a camera] Her name is Artemis and she’s a serious bitch

Steve: It’s hard being the mom friend sometimes, but I love my friends and that’s what matters-

Thor: Steve! I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and I broke everything!

Y/N: I doesn’t taste that bad actually!

Y/N, with a bloody mouth: The glass is a downside though!

Harding: I never thought I’d say this, but I think I know what’s going on in your head.

Chief: Oh! Well, then, welcome to the Terrordome.

Heero: When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.

Wufei: That’s a genius move.

Heero: Thank you.

Wufei: You’re welcome, Hilde.

  • Penelope: I am going to win you a million teddy bears.
  • Callie: But I want a billion teddy bears.
  • Penelope: Well, that’s a little unrealistic.

STF Characters as Parks and Rec Quotes:

Sofia: “I care. I care a lot. It’s kinda my thing”.

Amber: “I totally hear you, but erm…I also don’t like what you’re saying. So if you say no, I will start a fire in the bathroom”.

James: “I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it really, really well”.

Cedric: “I have been forced to do many things I don’t enjoy, like write things down and speak with people”.

Baileywick: “Hobbies? Organizing my agenda. Wait, that doesn’t sound fun. Jammin’ on my planner”.

Clover: “I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and I broke everything”.

Lucinda: “Can I have these question mark stickers”?Sophia: “Why”? Lucinda: “I want to put them on stop signs”.

Quotes belong to Parks and Recreation.

  • CJ: Pegs gets as many favours as she needs
  • Saul: Can I ask why?
  • CJ: Because she's the kind of person who uses her favours to help other people

Five: I don’t want to be a part of family mealtimes anymore! All we do is sit in silence and eat beans! 

Reginald: Those beans were a REWARD! 

  • Cobb: Ariadne, you're like an angel with no wings.
  • Ariadne: So... like a person?
  • maddie: are you avoiding your problems?
  • buck: what? no. i'm not. can we talk about this tomorrow?
  • Chiron: It’s hard being in charge sometimes, but I love my children and that’s all that matters-
  • Percy, Piper and Leo: Chiron! We tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and we broke everything!
  • Chiron: *inhales*

NCT Incorrect Quotes 16/?

Renjun: Normally, if given the choice between doing something and nothing, I’d choose to do nothing. But, I will do something if it helps someone do nothing. I’d work all night if it meant that nothing got done.

  • Jamie: Sassenach, you've got this. You could debate the best doctors in the world in your sleep.
  • Claire: I have!
  • Jamie: I know. We sleep in the same bed. It's been hell.

travis konecny: i just never thought i’d see it with my own two eyes, and here it is. it’s just…there. it’s in front of me

nolan patrick: this is what you wanted to see? the bridge from “inception”?

travis: yeah

nolan: but…the eiffel tower is behind us

travis: yes…but this is the bridge from “inception”

alexander radulov: now, are you two a couple?

tyler seguin: *looks at jamie*

tyler seguin: no. tragically, we are both heterosexual

  • Rokurou: Thank you all for being here. Let’s get started.
  • Eleanor: Wow, great attitude Rokurou.
  • Rokurou: Sorry, I was talking to these ribs.

Garp: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Garp: Not you, Coby. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

Black Hat: Not to worry, I have a permit.

Bendy: This just says “I can do what I want.”

I’m gonna go fall asleep on a bench.
—  Trent