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Clarke: Everybody brings their own unique strengths to the table…

Clarke: Some that even I don’t have.

Bellamy: You shut your mouth!

Bellamy: You have ALL the strengths.

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  • Watson: It’s hard being the mom friend sometimes, but I love my friends and that’s what matters —
  • Wiggins: Watson! I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and I broke everything!

Urahara, jokingly: It’s a white flag, and you may as well start waving it right now, Yoruichi!

Yoruichi: The only thing I’ll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!

Twilight: We’re all going to need codenames. I’ll be “Phoenix One” 

Twilight: Sunset is “Been there, fixed that” 

Twilight: Starlight will be “Currently fixing that” 

Twilight: Tempest is “It happened once in a dream” 

Twilight: For King Sombra, he’ll be “If I had to pick a dude” 

Twilight: And finally, Rarity is… “Phoenix Two” 

Rarity: Oh thank Celestia 

Harley: I have done nothing wrong ever in my life

Tony: I know this and I love you.

Peter: really? He’s a little shit

Harley: being a shit I take full responsibility for. But I am taller then you tiny

Peter: yeah by like an inch.

Harley: still means I’m taller

We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, and work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.
—  Stephanie Brown, probably
Well, this is great, I’m heading back to the common room, so as not to have to be here anymore.
—  Sirius Black, leaving a Yule party
  • Saeran: I have one brother. We steal each other’s stuff, hack each other’s Tripter accounts, set each other’s clothes on fire. There are no rules.

Reagan: I just wanna thank you all for your hard work on the stakeout this week. Give yourselves a hand!

Maggie and Emily: (polite clapping) 

Reagan: But! Your applause is premature!

Emily: You just told us to applaud. 

Reagan: Well, if I told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it? 

Maggie and Emily:

Reagan: I hope so! Because the only way this is going to happen is if you do everything I say.

Trunks, jokingly: It’s a white flag, and you may as well start waving it right now, Pan!

Pan: The only thing I’ll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!

Jack and I have so much in common, I mean, we’re amazing friends. And friendship is better, because friends help you move, they drive you to the airport. Boyfriends just… love you and marry you.
—  Bitty in Year Two
  • Beatrice: I need you to give like fifteen percent effort!
  • Thortharn: ... Twelve percent.
  • Beatrice: Fiftee- For gods' sakes, I’m asking for fifteen percent effort! It’s not supposed to be a negotiation!
I’d wish you the best of luck but I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures.
—  Bellatrix Lestrange
  • Janey: Athena, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to marry me.

[Club Leader Meeting]

Budo: *pointing to broken coffee maker*

Budo: Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.

Oka: … I did. I broke it-

Budo: No. No, you didn’t. Kaga?

Kaga: Don’t look at me, look at Fureddo.

Fureddo: What? I didn’t break it!

Kaga: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Fureddo: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Kaga: Suspicious…

Fureddo: No, it’s not!

Miyuji: If it matters, probably not but… Kizana was the last one to use it.

Kizana: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Miyuji: Oh really? The what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Kizana: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that, Miyuji!

Oka: Let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Budo.

Budo: No. Who broke it?

Asu: Budo… Geiju’s been awfully quiet-

Geiju: Really?

Asu: Yeah, really!

Everyone: *screaming*

Budo: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict in ten minutes from now they’ll be at each others throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick… Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

after vacation
  • All Might: Aiziawa, per your request I threw that box into a volcano
  • Aziawa: ... thank you
  • Erin: TJ and I are getting married, and I've been telling everybody about it. I'm so happy, I want to shout it from the rooftops.
  • TJ: And she has. We've gotten several noise complaints.
  • Erin: We're getting married!

Cameron: Thanks for agreeing to see me.

Kay: I didn’t. You just walked in and started talking.

Cameron: I don’t have time for a history lesson.

  • Sirius: I promise I will not spit in anyone's food unless someone requests that I do.
  • James: Good.
  • Remus: ...
  • Fiona: We should have a baby, Rhys. Your hair, my everything else. That baby would be unstoppable.