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Mike: Hey, how’s it going?

Kay: Well, Cameron just offended the lead agent 45 seconds into seeing the crime scene.

Mike: I’m not surprised.

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  • Crook: Next time, show a little leg.
  • Beth: The only time you're gonna see "a little leg" from me is when I'm about to kick your ass.

Casino: See this? This is my “I don’t care” face.


D.Va: That’s your normal face.

Graham: Doctor, not that I don’t appreciate your efforts, but where exactly did the money for these come from?

Thirteen: I did a thing.

Graham: A thing?

Thirteen: Best not talk about the thing.

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  • Thor:  Brother, not that I don’t appreciate your efforts, but exactly where did the money for these come from?
  • Loki:  I did a thing.
  • Thor:  A thing?
  • Loki: Best not talk about the thing.
  • Thor:  We’ll talk about the thing later.
  • Coulson: There are many paths to the same place. Trust me.
  • Daisy: Just so you know, you sound like a fortune cookie.
  • Hui: E'Dawn, not that I don’t appreciate your efforts, but exactly where did the money for these come from?
  • E'Dawn: I did a thing.
  • Hui: A thing?
  • E'Dawn: Best not talk about the thing.
  • Hui: We’ll talk about the thing later.
There’s a lot to hate about you, Suvorov.
—  Violet [to Mishka]

Peridot: Lapis, not that I don’t appreciate your efforts,

but where exactly did the money for these come from?

Lapis: I did a thing.

Peridot: A…thing?

Lapis: Best not talk about the thing.

Peridot: We’ll talk about the thing later.

Janine: Anything else I can do ya for?

Egon: Not for now.

Ray: Thank you, Janine.

Janine: You, my fine furry friends, are welcome.

Peter: *snorts*

Egon: Remind me to have her drug tested.

  • Sirius: There are many paths to the same place. Trust me.
  • Tonks: Just so you know, you sound like a fortune cookie.

Fabrizio: Contrary to popular belief, burning someone is not that easy

Matt: You don’t often hear “popular” and “burning someone” in the same sentence.

  • Matt: So, Shiro, when are you and Keith walking down the aisle?
  • Shiro: Hey, whoa, whoa. Baby steps. Baby steps.
  • Pidge: When Shiro says “I do,” it’ll be a national day of mourning for single men everywhere.
  • [Donnie is teaching Mikey to be a better marksman]
  • Mikey: [hits the target in the groin area]
  • Donnie: Did April teach you that?
  • Hajime: Nagito, not that I don't appreciate your efforts, but exactly where did the money for this come from?
  • Nagito: I did a thing.
  • Hajime: A thing?
  • Nagito: Best not talk about the thing.
  • Hajime: We'll talk about the thing later.

Tim: Contrary to popular belief, decapitation is not that easy.

Steph: You don’t often hear “popular” and “decapitation” in the same sentence.

Trowa: Contrary to popular belief, decapitation is not that easy.

Quatre: You don’t often hear “popular” and “decapitation” in the same sentence.

  • Shigaraki: You’re on speaker. Behave.
  • Dabi, over the phone: Or what? You’ll spank me?

Person A: Person B, not that I don’t appreciate your efforts, but exactly where did the money for these come from?

Person B: I did a thing.

Person A: A thing?

Person B: Best not talk about the thing.

Person A: We’ll talk about the thing later.

  • Abberline: Are there more bodies?
  • Ciel: If I told you that, what would I have left for myself?
  • Abberline: You could help these families get closure before you die.
  • Ciel: Pass.