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Lou: Look, we need as close to the real voice as you can get, and anything that might be in the background. Can you do it?

Nine Ball: Okay, you know how on Star Trek when Captain Kirk asks McCoy to do something totally impossible, and McCoy says, “Damn it, Jim, I’m a doctor, not a miracle worker”?

Lou: Hey, what are you telling me, not to expect a miracle?

Nine Ball: No, I’m saying I’m not a doctor.

Lou [laughs]: That’s my girl.

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I panic because I know what’s waiting out there for him. I know what the world can do to someone who only sees beauty in it.
—  Velvet about Laphicet
  • Martin: Gonff, not that I don’t appreciate your efforts, but where exactly did the money for these come from?
  • Gonff: I did a thing.
  • Martin: A thing?
  • Gonff: Best not talk about the thing.

11: *answering TARDIS phone* You’re on speaker, so behave.

River: Or what, you’ll spank me?

Rory: *mortified*

Amy: *laughing*

11: *flailing*

Debbie [to Claude]:  I don’t hate you… I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence.

Kai: How is it having the thief Carswell Thorne around?

Cinder: Uh, you can have him back whenever you’d like.

Silver: Contrary to popular belief, decapitation is not that easy.

Gold: You don’t often hear ‘popular’ and ‘decapitation’ in the same sentence.

Virgil: See this? This is my “I don’t care” face.

  • Will: There are many paths to the same place. Trust me.
  • Rev!Dipper: Just so you know, you sound like a fortune cookie.
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Keebo: I don’t know everything. I mean, despite the fact that you think I do.
Kokichi: I never said that. When have I ever said that?
Keebo: Every day since I met you.
Kirumi: This morning at breakfast.
Ryoma: Yesterday when he beat you at cards.

Source: Criminal Minds (Season 01, Episode 05, “Broken Mirror”)

Quinn [on the phone with Rachel]: You’re on speaker, so behave.

Rachel: Or what, you’ll spank me?

Jay:

Madison:

Chet:

Jeremy:

Dr. Simon:

Yoon: Jae-Ha, not that I don’t appreciate your efforts, but exactly where did the money for these come from?

Jae-Ha: I did a thing.

Yoon: A thing?

Jae-Ha: Best not talk about the thing.

Yoon: We’ll talk about the thing later.

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Sid & Louis on BDSM
  • Louis: What? I dabbled my senior year.
  • Sid: Ah, college.
  • Louis: Ahhh, high school.
  • Sid: (⊙⊙)

Sana: See? This is my ‘I don’t care’ face.

Federica: That’s your normal face.

  • Leela: Why don't you live a little.
  • Narvin: Live a little? I've known you 48 hours, I feel like I've aged 10 years.

Logan: I don’t actually know everything, despite the fact that you think I do.

Roman: When have I ever said that?

Logan: Every day since you’ve met me.

Patton: This morning at breakfast.

Virgil: Yesterday when he beat you at cards.

FAHC Geoff: So hows interrogating Gavin Free going?

FAHC Gavin, tied to a chair, with a black eye and a cut lip: You have to understand! Eggs are the devils cholesterol!

FAHC Ryan: Not good.

There’s a lot to hate about you, Ward.
—  Jemma Simmons
There’s a lot to hate about you, Lestrange.
—  Sirius [to Bellatrix]