"Even though most of the usernames you try to use are taken you’ll almost never find the person with your failed usernames"

"A loud TV won't keep you awake when you're on the couch in front of it, but when you're laying in bed and someone is watching in the next room suddenly it's the loudest thing ever."

"Lamps in Videogames use real electricity."

"Masturbating and virtual reality have their similarities; both of them aren't quite as good as the real thing but there aren't nearly as many consequences"

"Our teeth is likely the only body part we can visually see every day, that could also be seen by distant future generations long after we die."