So I chewed out my young cousins boyfriend for acting like a creeper…
Boys take notes:
1. Don’t tell a woman not to do something. We’re still going to fucking do it but now even more so because we’re mad and want to prove a point. (Sometimes we can talk ourselves out of doing it but not when we’re pissed.)
2. Don’t tell us you have people watching us. That’s creepy and again will piss us off… (Also that’s just stupid, it doesn’t show you care just means you don’t trust.)
3. Don’t openly say you saw us doing shit when your technically not around because again that’s FUCKING creepy and now we think your a stalker. (Especially don’t do this when the girl has a family member like me who will raise hell about it.)
4. Don’t make it seem like you bugged the house. Psychic like abilities are fine and all but if someone asks you questions to try and debunk that shit, especially someone who is paranoid as fuck, don’t encourage it. (I still think there are bugs in my new home now and I will search until I think otherwise, thank you dude.)
5. Get to know the girls family. Mainly because family means a lot to them but also because their family can be crazy and will hunt down facts about you until they are satisfied with basically ripping your past apart and dissecting it… It’s better to get ahead of that (I’m a prime fucking example and I do this with my younger brothers too because I fucking care.)
This what I deal with because I care too much about my family. And my cousin made a HUGE mistake by giving me her boyfriends number so I ended up texting him a rant last night similar to this one (because he did the creepy things above) letting him know I know people who will fuck him up here in San Antonio and even where he lives because we got family there too.
Don’t fuck with my family because I’m a demon who will laugh and dance on your grave.