Me being super sleepy and not doing anything productive even though I have a presentation on Tuesday which could be very beneficial to my economics grade? More likely than you think
Shoutout to whoever sent me a story but hasn’t followed. Don’t be ashamed young Padawan.
Got an important presentation today, couldn’t sleep the day before and ate a ton of food (I eat a lot when anxious) which went from scrambled eggs with some sriracha to cream cheese and honey on chips. Long story short, my stomach was a carnival the next day, it stopped for a while and I thought it was over so I went to give my presentation. I’m backstage waiting and I felt a fart, went to a corner to let it go and let’s just say it wasn’t a fart. Had to get on stage, my pants were black and had a blazer that covered my ass so it wasn’t like it could be seen, but if you were close by you could smell it and I felt it move as I walked, towards the end I could feel a bit going down my leg. Got it done and just left, said I had a family emergency and went home to die.
To sum up, I ate a shit ton of food which resulted in me shitting my pants and giving a presentation to a room full of people as I felt my shit moving around.