Hollyoaks: Teri Kiss!
Hollyoaks: Teri Kiss!
For some odd reason I imagine when they are like older mybe in their late or early 20’s Harley and Peter having their own army of children that follow them around. Like the kids are super smart, sassy, and low-key scary. I feel like they could take over the world if they wanted to.
Then add MJ, Shuri, and Ned into the mix.
Imagine Peter (as spiderman) teaching like 2 year old kiddos, “With great power comes with great responsibility. ”
Then on the other side of the room you have Harley teaching 10 year olds how to build a machine potato gun. And no, just not a regular potato gun. A MACHINE POTATO GUN. Then maybe getting into small competitions with Peter on who can annoy Tony the most. (Much to the dismay of a very reluctant Peter) This than usually has Harley laughing his ass off because of the pure mortification on Peter’s face when one of the 2 year olds pooped on Tony’s new white designer carpet. Harley also likes to have bets with Peter on who’s the little kiddies favorite. They both tie ,but Harley insited he won and Peter is just too nice to say anything about it.(and the fact he thought Harley looked pretty attractive with that triumphant and smug look on his face)
PETER TAKING THE CHILDERS TO STAR WARS MARATHONS AND CALLING THEM PADAWANS THE NEXT DAY.
MJ would take the 7 year olds to do some light protesting infront of Stark Tower while Ned the innocent and precious cinnamon roll he his watches in horrer as MJ leads dozens of 7 year olds around the block.
Of course Shuri being Shuri will teach the wee childers the world of vines and memes. Pretty sure she would also take small field trips to Wakanda. It nearly gave T'challa a heart attack when he just sees a sea of sassy gen z brainwashed children in Shuri’s lab. Then nearly has another one when he hears like 12 of the children reciting vines and memes. Word. For. Word. Like they were in poetry class.
Meanwhile, Tony is on the top floor sippin’ on that cup of black coffee looking so done with life. T'challa has also escaped to the tower to get away from the mass numbers of children.
I’m pretty sure we watched them clean their weapons more in season 4 than any other season… lol.
In this au Harley is Iron Lad and follows Peter and Tony to space on that donut ship. Cute banter moments insue.They fight Thanos and almost win (They don’t). Then when Thanos snapped his fingers Peter falls into Harley’s arms instead of Tony’s. Then instead of saying, “I’m so sorry.” Like in the movie he looks into Harley’s eyes and says, “I love you.” At this point everyone except Tony, Nebula, and Harley have been turned to ash. Harley is than left alone on the planet with the ashes of his Boyfriend, a semi-consious Tony, and a blue alien assasin lady. Meanwhile Harley is crying his heart out because he didn’t get to say I love you back to peter.
(I am so sorry ☺)
(But this is my revenge.)
Punch Girl of the Day - Parley (Gunnerkrigg Court)
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A few more!! + a redone version of the first edit I made :))))
it’s not much better but w/e
Out Of My League (Oneshot)
“Oh come on, Harley,” Flash was leaning into the lockers, not pinning Harley in, but not giving him enough room to escape, “One date.”
“No. I have a boyfriend,” Harley’s nose wrinkled at the idea of a date with Flash.
(Peter is away for avengers training. Harley hates flash a lot.)
Has anyone noticed that like 80% of the content in the Harley Keener/Peter Parker or Parley and Parkner tags are just pure torture and agnst? First they build up a pretty nice relationship than they literally almost always end with agnst like MY POOR SONS WHAT HAVE YOU EVER DONE TO DESERVE THIS(we dont count that time were they were little shits cause we love them anyway)!! I don’t know how much I can go on with all this agnst. On a side note im 99% sure im starting to become immune to this. Oh jeez I think my eyes are sweating right now 😢 I just want them to be happy for once!
(But I like torturing my self by reading them anyway, even though it hurts my feels because im a hypocite 😂)
😊 happy face
This is your chance, Peter. Kiss him.
I’m messing with you.
These took 7 hours to make please appreciate them. Repost with credit or whatever
Ok so like instead of turning into dust after the snap everyone just falls into a death like sleep? Like they can only be waken up by true loves kiss or something. So imagine that after the snap Peter is like in a death like sleep and only true loves kiss can wake him up and send his soul to his body from the soul stone. The avengers don’t know that though so Harley is really sad because he thinks his boyfriend is dead or/and will never wake up. like 3 months after the snap he always visits peter and one day he just kisses him. Then Peter wakes up and its all very fluffy and they’ re both crying. Then they get a happy ending. So its just a lot of angst and then fluff at the end.
(I thought of this during science so I didn’t really flesh this out, also I just really need more of this ship!)
Harley: Oh my god put it in!
Tony walks in: eXcUsE mE!?
Harley holding a coke: …
Peter holding mentos: …
Tony: … *closes the door*
Last Name Keener, First Name Harley
Chapter Nine: You Are In Love by Taylor Swift
Chapter summery: Their shoulders brush. No proof, one touch. He felt enough.
Consider the following: Harley Keener loves country music and sings it softly to fall asleep. Peter hates country music but doesn’t mind it when Harley is singing it.
Love it. To add on:
Peter heard him singing it so often that every once in a while he catches himself humming the songs to himself/ or humming along while Harley’s singing. It sometimes puts him to sleep too.