COMFORTABLE HOMES AT AN AFFORDABLE PRICE,
> Located in WHATEVER, RHODE ISLAND, the Sylvester Suites are considered the highlight of the East Coast by exactly no one. Owned and operated by professional asshole, Sue Sylvester, they’re not old, really, but they aren’t young either–and many of the rooms aren’t actually up to code. Still, the place has character. Or, it did, before its residents were permanently kicked for winter renovations. Now that all safety and fire hazards have been addressed and eliminated, rooms are legally back on the market, and Sue has big plans to woo millennials with new amenities and weekly events. While she doesn’t care about her tenants, she does care about their money. Either way, COME REAP THE CHEAP BENEFITS.