Someone: Sometimes Minhyuk can be a straight up dumbass.
Hyungwon: Sorry, I just thought I’d never hear “Minhyuk” and “straight” in the same sentence.
in which monsta x members will give you inspiration, validation, communication and just be their general beautiful selves
Seokmin: Imagine laying in bed and instead of pulling on your legs or whatever, a demon straight up just smacks your ass.
Hoshi: I mean…What does the demon look like?
VIP: shawol, you know that mailman you got fired? he didn’t steal your Playboys. Army did
Army: *standing up* well, a thunderstorm didn’t break the window. MONBEBE DID!
Monbebe: IGOT7 HAS BROKEN 78 PLATES IN THREE MONTHS
Igot7: EXOL AND ARMY ARE DATING
Exol: CARAT AND MONBEBE GOT MARRIED IN VEGAS
Carat: NCTZEN SET THE MAILMAN ON FIRE
Nctzen: HARLING BROUGHT 13 PUPPIES HOME AND THEY SHIT ON THE CARPET
Harling: I want to fucking get out of here
wonho, inbetween of answering questions: woah, you’re really handsome
jaehyun, staring blankly: …the question please
[ Meanwhile ]
shownu, doing absolutely nothing: h-
taeyong, already dying: hahahasofunnyhahahahmarrymeplshahaha
Unpopular Kpop opinions that no one wants to hear (part 2)
Throw shade at me or whatever idc
Kihyun: *breaths quietly*
Minhyuk and Hyungwon: let’s make fun of his height
Jooheon: where is he?
Jooheon: Changkyun. Where is he?
Wonho: I don’t know.
Jooheon: * opens cupboard to find I.M somehow fitted inside it*
Jooheon: GIVE ME BACK MY CHOCOLATE!
kihyun: if u come into my room again i’ll take u out
minhyuk: on a date?
kihyun: .. sure
You: “Sorry I didn’t buy the tickets together, at least you look cute from here”
“Do I look cute with this filter?”
Theory: the illuminati exists except they’re all idols planning to take over using finger hearts and bodyrolls
Hey guys how is everyone. College is killing me and I’m on the verge of changing courses. Please request guys, I hope your all doing well :)
He would be the most laid back boyfriend; he would fit every gap in your heart. You wouldnt even need to expect so much from him he loves you in his most awkward shy way, but you would mean the absolute world to him. His children would be a gift to him as he didn’t think he would have his offspring.
kpop fan culture: we just over here stanning a bunch of crackheads and having the best time of our lives
Jooheon: I think everyone hates me
Changkyun: That is not true
Changkyun: There are SO MANY people who haven’t met you
Me @ my followers : guys I’m bored… send me some asks
Me actually : i have shit to do but I’m procastinating so you guys might as well keep me entertained while i waste my life away :)