SLPT: If you live in an area that has a high burglary rate don’t clean your house…ever! Take the garbage out though (You’re not an animal). Get some clean insulin syringes and scatter those about among the trash. Also get some shit streaked underwear and throw those about. No burglar would want to step foot in your place. Also works good for Jehovah witnesses and other people that want to drop by your house unannounced.