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charles buys lydia a salt lamp. she puts it on her desk. it’s nice.

next time bj comes around, he notices it.

“what’s this?”

“oh, just a salt lamp dad gave me.”


she looks over at him. she can tell he’s about to do some stupid shit. “[…] yes. salt.”

“so, theoretically speaking, it would taste like salt, correct?”

“beej, don’t lick my fucking lamp.”

too late. he’s got the lamp in his hands. licks it. makes a face.

“it’s salty!”

“no shit, dumbass.”




“put it down, bj.”