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Not sure which one I prefer. Being the drunk friend, or being the friend looking after the drunk friend.










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Het moet niet altijd rustig zijn hé....😉🤣 Het lot...Nu zitten we op 10 Km van Pukkelpop.... In the middle of nowhere noemde mijn vrouw mijn stukje grond... , 5 km van dit nieuwe ..
















Soo, passend zur anstehenden dachte ich, ich zeig mal das von der lieben , Foto und Edit sind von mir :D Mehr davon gibts übrigens auf meinem Insta zu sehen()^^




Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! I don’t, actually!










Amateurs. The mistakes I made in middle school are the CAUSE of my dread about the future







Really pity the guys who follow such fake accounts thinking it is a girl...









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SLPT: Have hoarding issues? Get addicted to crack, you will never have to worry about owning excessive amounts of anything ever again

The pattering of rain at the window came as no surprise. Blushing trees long foretold of the storm brewing, their light undersides a flash before the boom crackle of lightning that highlighted the veins in her eyelids. Her curtains and shades were up and away and, if she didn’t have to worry about ruining the floors, she’d have opened the windows. Let the storm in.

Another pop of yellow, white, and purple lit up the sky, sending a vibratory wave into her body, not through it. The feeling always got caught in her, ringing around like a horseshoe on its stake. Slender fingers splayed atop soft sheets, toes curling as she stretched her spine in a pleased little shimmy. She’d sleep well tonight for the first time in weeks.

Okay… Naoto is the only one that knows the story of Alice in Wonderland… which could just be a throwaway “Naoto is smart and knows stuff” moment, or…

Naoto holds Alice in Wonderland in high regard because it’s about a little girl going on an adventure. She can alter her body in different ways. She’s the main character in her story. In a way, that’s exactly what Naoto wants.

hostnamexception replied to your post “OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. DON’T YOU WORRY, RUSTBUCKET, I’LL MAKE THEM…”

I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU WISH YOU NEVER CRAWLED OUT OF THE SECOND DIMENSION.

HEH! LOOK EVERYONE, SHE THINKS SHE KNOWS SOMETHING ABOUT ME!

COME ON, YOU REALLY THINK THEY REACHED OUT BECAUSE THEY CARED? THEY SAW THAT YOU WERE ON THE VERGE ON MOVING ON WITH YOUR LIFE, AND THEY COULDN’T LET THAT HAPPEN! YOU WERE RIGHT– THEY WERE JUST HOLDING YOU BACK!

LOOK, THEY’RE PERFECTLY SAFE WITH ME. FOREVER. THEY’LL NEVER GET IN YOUR WAY AGAIN, ALTHOUGH YOU’RE FREE TO RENT THEIR SERVICES IF YOU LIKE, IF YOU’RE WILLING TO STRIKE A DEAL.