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Crush, Love, and Porm: Pick a number?
LOOKS
MY BODY P
24 Bra/dick size
1Ethnicity
25 Do you have any body hair
2 Hair style
3 Hair color
26 Pubic hair natural trimmed shaved or none
27 Guys only are you circumcised
4 Eye color
28 Favorite physical attribute about yourself
Body type/ build
5
What are you wearing
6
SEXUAL NSW
7
Type of underwear you wear
31 Have you ever watched pom
8
3 things you love about yourselt
32 Have you ever watched gay porm
33
Type of pom you watch most often
RELATIONSHIPS
34 What age did you start masturbating
9 Sexuality
35 How offen do you masturbate
10 Relationship status
36 Last time you masturbated
11
Who is your crush
37 Guys only Last time you were hard
12 Celebrity crush
38 Ideal sexual/physical attributes
13
Have you ever cheated on someone
39 Favorite sexual fantasty
14 Ideal girriend/baytriend
40 Have you ever fantasized about
15
kdea of a perlect date
Someone of the same sex
Have you asked anyone out
16
41 Turns ons/ Turn off
42 Any kinks
SEX&SEXUALITY
Are you a virgin
17
MISC
18
Has anyone seen you naked
43 Send me a selfie
19
Have you any tatloos/piercings
44 Send me a DM/Chat message
20 Have you had a same-sex experience
45 Ask whatever you ke can’t say no
21 Have you ever sent a nude
46 OP Ask me a question
22 Have you ever sexted
47
Truth or dare?
23 Have you ever kssed anyone
Bahhhhhh (aha I’m a sheep)

Af, Bored, and Crush: lAT&T LTE
9:54 PM
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Pick a number?
LOOKS
MY BODY SPW
24 Bra/dick size
1 Ethnicity
25 Do you have any body hair
2 Hair style
26 Pubic hair natural trimmed,shaved or none
3 Hair color
27 Guys only are you circumcsed
4 Eye color
5Body type/build
28 Favorite physical altribute about yourself
6
What are you wearing
SEXUAL SFw
7
Type of underwear you wear
31
Have you ever watched pon
8
3 things you love about yourself
32. Have you ever watched gay parm
33 Type of pom you watch most often
RELATIONSHIPS
34 What age did you start masturbating
9 Sexuality
35 How offen do you masturbate
10 Relationship status
36. Last time you masturbated
11Who is your crush
37
Guys only: Last time you were hard
12 Celebrity crush
38 Ideal sexual/physical attributes
13
Have you ever cheated on someone
39 Favorite sexual fantasty
14 kdeal girttriend/bayfriend
40 Have you ever fantasized about
15 Idea of a perfect date
someone af the same sex
16
Have you asked anyone out
Turns ons/Turn offs
41
42 Any kinks
SEX&SEXUALITY
17
Are you a virgin
MISC
18
Has anyone seen you naked
43 Send me a selfie
19 Have you any tattoos/piercings
44 Send me a DM/Chat message
20 Have you had a same-sex experience
45 Ask whatever you like (can’t say no
21
Have you ever sent a nude
46 OP Ask me a question
22 Have you ever sexted
47 Truth or dare
23. Have you ever kissed anyone
I’m bored. This isn’t boring. 13m

Birthday, Crush, and Drugs: Pick a number?
THE BASICS
REDDIT
SEX & SEXUALITY
1 Age
49. Are you a virgin
25. How many followers do you have
2. Gender
26. Favorite subreddit
50. Has anyone seen you naked
3. Height
27. Favorite redditor
51. Have you any tattoos /piercings
4. Weight
28. Amount of time you spend on reddit
52. Have you had a same-sex experience
53. Have you ever sent a nude
5. Where are you from
29. How many people have you chatted with
6. Zodiac sign
30. Last person you DM’d/Chatted
54. Have you ever sexted
7. First name
55. Have you ever kissed anyone
31. How many subreddits do you follow
56. Am I attractive
8. Birthday
32. Do you follow any NSFW subreddits
LOOKS
FAVORITE THINGS
SEXUAL NSFW
33. Hair style
9. Favorite color
57 Bra/dick size
10 Favorite food
34. Hair color
58. Pubic hair: natural, trimmed, shaved or none
Favorite music genre
35. Eye color
59. Do you have any body hair
11.
12 Favorite song
36. Body type /build
60. Guys-only are you circumcised
61
37. Ethnicity
13. Favorite movie
How often do you masturbate
14
62. Last time you masturbated
Favorite tv show
38. Favorite outfit
15. Favorite animal
39. What are you wearing
63. Have you ever watched porn
16
Favorite thing to do
40. Type of underwear you wear
64. Ideal sexual / physical attributes
65. Favorite sexual fantasty
LIFE EXPERIENCE
RELATIONSHIPS
66. Turns ons/Turn offs
17. Your hobbies/sports
41 Sexuality
67. Any kinks
42. Relationship status
18. Future job/ambitions
43. Who is your crush
19. Have you drank / smoked
MISC.
20. Have you done drugs
44. Celebrity crush
68. Send a selfie
21. Do you have any pets
45. Have you ever cheated on someone
70. Send me a DM/ Chat message
22. Best memory
46. Ideal girlfriend/ boyfriend
71. Ask whatever you like (can’t say no)
47. Idea of a perfect date
23. Most embarrassing moment
72. Ask me one
48. Have you asked anyone out
24. Dream vacation
THE REDDIT R/TEENAGERS PICK A NUMBER GAME
EXTENDED EDITION JULY 2019
Ask me stuff 13m cuz other ppl r doin it

Canon Membrane is still a dick but like

OBEY Membrane literally out here calculating when he should kill or have Swollen Eyeball members go missing, because if he just wiped them all out (save for Dib of course) then that’d be suspicious af

car accident here, missing person there, suicide over in this spot to spice things up a bit

a tyrants job is never done

Why did the chicken cross the road ? (Answered by a bot)

The chicken crossed the road to get to his mother’s yard. She and his father were neighbors and both live in the same neighborhood. No problem. The chicken crossed the road to meet a friend at his friend’s home. The friend had stopped at the curb, looked down the line for the chicken, and noticed that the chicken was going the wrong way.

Why did the chicken come back to the road?

When the chicken’s friend found him, he saw that the friend had put the chicken on the curb with a piece of paper taped to his leg and the chicken was heading right where he was, the chicken would have come back, too. Both the chicken and the friend walked up to the curb. The friend was amazed that the chicken had done it. The friend ran into his neighbor’s house and called the police on his neighbor, the neighbor ran out, went to speak with the victim he had not observed on that particular morning (the one and only time he had seen an act of violence), and then returned and went and called the police on the victim’s daughter. The daughter immediately informed the police, and the police were called.

I wonder if the chicken was scared of the police because he was hiding the evidence on the bird in the house ?

(the AI is from talktotransformer.com)

hcppiier  asked:

“ where do you want me to kiss you? ” ( tully / dante !! )

* / ASK MEME : @hcppiier

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     “Uh, you can kiss my ass, Tully,” Dante said with a furrow of his brow. He honestly couldn’t remember why he was frustrated with his boyfriend, but he felt the incessant need to hold his ground. It was probably something small, but that was regardless. Considering how stubborn Dante was, something pretty significant would need to happen for him to feel differently.