Skyrim inspired me to build this bandit camp in Minecraft for when the new update comes out with campfires! What do you guys think?
Make me a baby pls
Rainbow Tiled Slime Wallpaper
Last night, I had a nightmare. In it, I got up and found myself alone. I
was a child still living living with my family in my hometown. My
parents and my little sister came back from McDonald’s. They had
breakfast there without me. I grabbed my mother’s arms and said, ‘Listen
to me! Listen to me very carefully!! You must treat your kids equally!
Whatever you do to my little sister, you should do the same to me! You
can’t keep doing nice things only to her! Besides, how could you bring
home nothing for me? It’s McDonald’s where you can get take-out!!’ But,
no matter how hard I tried, my voice didn’t come out. I repeated those
words very hard again and again but only my mouth was moving. In the
end, I shouted at the top of my throat, and awoke from the dream. I’m
still exhausted. I dream a lot every night. And this one is one of the
repeated dreams. Although the details are different, I am ignored by my
parents and left alone each time. I’m fed up with this kind of dream but
I know I will soon have it again. When am I released from this?
A build trick using the new campfire block!
“Does your daughter like to play with babydolls?”
I am in this stage of life right now and it is the best. I love ironic justice! I don’t even have to wake up early. any time of morning works but especially before 9AM
Someone needs a haircut, lol
The biggest reason why I want goats is that if someone asks me if I have any children, I can say yes and show them pictures of my wonderful jumping kids of the non human variety
Ayan na sila! (Here they come!)
There was an ambulance that passed by then all the kids came rushing towards it, as if it was the Ice Cream Truck.
Apparently, it was only normal.
So my friend told me that this experience was some Junji Ito manga plot. It was surreal!
My three year old brought the bathroom stool into the kitchen and got the biggest knife he could grab off the counter.
I caught him sneaking into the living room with it while he gave me the “side eye”. So I approached with caution.
“Hey, buddy. Can you please hand that back? I don’t want you to get hurt.”
*Incoherent babbling* while brandishing said knife.
“Please?” I start to back away
*toddler war cry* as he charged right for me.
He chased me around the couch and back into the kitchen, then he chucked the knife into the sink where it clanked around.
I gave a sigh of relief and fixed him with a hard glare.
“You son of a bitch” I said under my breath then let out my own mama war cry and chased him up the stairs.
He laughed and farted leaving me in the cloud.
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