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The Never Ending Shutdown/Trump Orders Out For Fast Food: PCW Extreme Political TV

-More on the shutdown and the media handling of the shutdown.
-Trump and then bad weather grounds Nancy Pelosi.
-PCW CEO Donald Trump serves up burgers to PCW fans.
-More fallout from Deep State/Antifa/Establishment attack on Ray McAvay and PCW Heartland Owner Dawn McGill in Oshkosh including McGill and Berkeley, CA Professor McCarthy comments on attack.
-Former two time PCW champion returns.
-Heartland Tag Team title match between the champions Weapons of Mass Destruction and the Dork Dynasty in the main event.


[ON SCREEN GRAPHIC: Blue background. The top of the Capitol Building occupies the left hand side of the television screen.

Centered in the middle of the screen: “P-SPAN. THE POLITICAL CHANNEL.”]

P-SPAN Announcer (off screen): The P-SPAN Network bring you long-form public affairs programming from the nation’s capital and are a public service of…

[ON SCREEN GRAPHIC: Logos of twenty three different cable and satellite television companies replace the Capitol Building and P-SPAN graphic.]

P-SPAN Announcer (v/o): …your television provider.

[ON SCREEN GRAPHIC: Returns to the blue background with the top of the Capitol Building occupying the left hand side of the television screen with “P-SPAN. THE POLITICAL CHANNEL.” centered in the middle of the screen.]

P-SPAN Announcer (v/o): P-SPAN. The Political Channel.


Johnny Suave: Last weekend at a PCW House Show in Oshkosh, Wisconsin, this incident took place between Professor McCarthy’s Flock, Universal PCW Champion ‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay, and PCW Heartland Owner Dawn McGill.

VIDEO: 1/12/2019 PCW House Show- Oshkosh, Wisconsin.
Non-title match: Universal PCW Champion ‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay vs. ‘Canadian Bad Boy’ Justin Beaver

McAvay has Beaver in a Dragon Sleeper submission hold about to tap out. Beaver’s SEC running mate ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell suddenly jumps into the ring and pastes McAvay in the back with a steel chair gets Beaver DQ’d.

Blackwell again raises the chair but the Deep State and the Antifa suddenly swarm the ring and shoves Blackwell out of the way. A four on one beatdown ensues. Then the Green World Order, The Young Jerks, Codee Pink, and Emily S. List runs down and join in while Professor McCarthy from Berkeley, California directs traffic from outside the ring.

In the meantime, McAvay’s Les Miserables attack the SEC at ringside.

Deep State #1 nails McAvay in the back with a baseball bat. Deep State #1 lines up another bat shot and this time aims for McAvay’s surgically repaired neck. PCW Heartland owner Dawn McGill shoots out from the back and rushes Deep State #1. Deep State #2 and the Antifa grab McGill before she reaches Deep State #1 and Codee Pink comes over and Glitter Bombs her. Temporarily blinded, McGill gets dragged to and draped over the ropes. Professor McCarthy then whacks her in the head with the ‘good book.’

Deep State #1 raises the bat again towards McAvay and his repaired neck. This time, Stormy (one of McAvay’s valets and one half of West Texas Adult Entertainment Legends Dark and Stormy) grabs the bat and tries to stop him. In the brief struggle that ensues, the bat accidently strikes Stormy in the head and knocks her out.

The Les Miserables jump into the ring with the entire PCW Heartland locker room right behind them. Professor McCarthy and his Flock immediately exit the ring and jump into the crowd with the locker room hot on their trail.


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PCW Extreme Political TV on P-SPAN
Sunday January 20th, 2019
Taped January 19th at the Tyson Events Center
Sioux City, Iowa

‘The Voice of PCW’ Johnny Suave
‘Low Level Reporter at the New York Times Trying to Make a Name for Herself’ Colleen Crowder


The camera pans through the crowd at the Tyson Events Center.

Crowd: PCW!…PCW!…PCW!

Suave is in the ring and welcomes everyone to the Tyson Events Center in a very chilly Sioux City, Iowa for tonight’s edition of Extreme Political TV. He dives right back into what went down in Oshkosh, Wisconsin.

Johnny Suave: Stormy spent the night at the Aurora Medical Center in Oshkosh with a mild concussion, McAvay treated at the hospital for some bruising and left later on in the evening, and McGill treated at the scene and released.

Suave introduces co-host Colleen Crowder- ‘Low Level Reporter at the New York Times Trying to Make a Name for Herself.’

Colleen Crowder: You’re mansplaining to me again, aren’t you?

Suave and Crowder talk about the Deep State/Antifa attack on Ray McAvay last weekend.

Crowder immediately owns up to the fact that the Deep State hit McAvay in the back with the baseball bat and they probably shouldn’t have done that. But then she complains about the ‘double-standard’ she feels is in play.

Johnny Suave: What double standard?

Colleen Crowder: No one ever complains when Ray McAvay uses a Big Bertha driver to knock out his opponent. No one ever calls Ray McAvay a bad guy for using a weapon. Why is the Deep State being singled out here for using a weapon to knock McAvay out?

Suave tells Crowder he’s not buying her whole ‘poor me’…’double-standard’ line of bull-*BLEEP*.

Johnny Suave: Ray McAvay doesn’t go out to the ring with the intent of deliberately hurting people. The Deep State did with the intent of punishing McAvay for having the temerity of not marching in lockstep with Professor McCarthy and his left wing fundamentalists bent on shouting down and shutting down any dissent of his views and opinions. Suave says the attack on McAvay was uncalled for.

Crowder replies that if it weren’t for McAvay and the Les Miserables, Donald Trump would not be the CEO of PCW. Suave retorts that’s not relevant.

The conversation turns to Dawn McGill. Crowder says a man can only take so much- alluding to McGill’s ‘attacks’ on Professor McCarthy. She points out McGill threw him out of the suite fifteen feet down through two tables and then last week through a closed door.

Colleen Crowder: How can anyone expect him to NOT respond at some point?

Speaking of the aforementioned Professor McCarthy…

Suave throws it backstage to Blair Moise for Professor McCarthy’s comments.

Cut to Blair and Professor McCarthy. Blair tries to ask a question about the Oshkosh incident but McCarthy ignores her and starts to filibuster.

Professor McCarthy: Either you’re with us or you’re against us. Either you say what we want you to say or we’ll shout you down. Either you believe what we want you to believe or we will shut you down. Either you conform to the politically correct things listed in this book or we will destroy you.

Blair attempts to cut in but McCarthy keeps going.

Professor McCarthy: Ray McAvay and the Les Miserables do not speak for ‘ordinary’ people because ordinary people need us…the enlightened…the elite…to speak for them…to tell them what they need to do…what to say…what to think…and what to believe. Hell, after the beatdown we gave McAvay, I’m not surprised he chose not to show his face here tonight.

Again, Blair tries to jump in. Again, McCarthy snubs her to turns his ire towards PCW Heartland Owner Dawn McGill.

Professor McCarthy: Dawn McGill crossed the line when she threw me over the railing from a suite fifteen feet down through two tables. She crossed the line when she threw me through a closed door. Both she and the stripper who foolishly tried to come to Ray McAvay’s aid got what they deserved.

He points to the camera with one hand and raises the ‘good book’ with the other.

Professor McCarthy: People. We are now an entrenched part of the Establishment. Don’t forget what we did to Sarah Palin and the Tea Party ten years ago and know we’ll do the exact same thing to you if you don’t get on the politically correct page of the ‘good book.

And with that McCarthy shoves Blair out of his way and leaves.

Johnny Suave: Left wing fundamentalism.

Colleen Crowder: Get with the program Johnny.

Johnny Suave: Oh and in case you’re wondering…

Cut to the concourse of the arena, Ray McAvay IS there next to a portable hot tub with his valets, West Texas Adult Entertainment Legends Dark and Stormy inside. They are signing autographs and posing for pictures for PCW fans waiting in a sizeable line.

Colleen Crowder: Ugh.

With Oshkosh out of the way, Suave runs down the card for tonight.
-SNAFU will take on Millennial Mark with Snowflake Suzie
-Weapons of Mass Destruction puts their tag belts on the line against nerdy master’s students and duck call, decoy fabricators- The Dork Dynasty.
-Plus, PCW Heartland Owner Dawn McGill also talks about Oshkosh incident.
-Nancy Pelosi is scheduled to talk to the PCW faithful tonight about her side of the shutdown.



January 26th – Wings Event Center / Kalamazoo, MI
February 1st – Effingham Performance Center / Effingham, IL
February 2nd – Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL
February 3rd – David S. Palmer Arena / Danville, IL
February 9th – D.C. Armory / Washington, D.C.
February 15th – Vilaero Event Center / Kearney, NE
February 16th – Pershing Center / Lincoln, NE
February 17th – Eihusen Arena / Grand Island, NE


Suave sends it right to the ring. Kimber Marshall handles the ring announcements.

Off in the distance, music can be heard. Thumping bass. Then headlights.

Headlights become a full-fledged car. But it’s not the car you’d think it’d be. It’s not a jacked up performance vehicle. It doesn’t have shocks that bounce up and down. It’s…it’s…

Johnny Suave: …an Oldsmobile Cutlass?

A 1995 Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera no less. Commonly known as one of the most boring cars in the world. And it’s driving down the aisle towards the ring.


And backfiring. The music with the thumping bass is actually the drumfill before what is known as the world famous ‘Barry Manilow key change’ that brings forth the final dramatic chorus of the classic Barry Manilow hit ‘I Write the Songs’…blaring excruciatingly loud through an incredibly sophisticated in car stereo system. The Olds Cutlass pulls up to the ring and stops.

The front door opens and a man gets out of the car. It’s Tom Smith. The World’s Most Uninteresting Man.

Tom Smith – ‘The World’s Most Uninteresting Man’
HT: 5’10” WT: 170 / HOME: New York, NY
FIN: Dull Roar

And then…

American Girls and American Guys…

The crowd rises to their feet because they know he’s back.

Colleen Crowder: Who’s back? And what is this jingoistic music I hear?

*“Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue”- Toby Keith*

“American Citizen” Kevin Scott
former 2 time PCW Champion and PCW Television Champion (as Starz N. Stripes). PCW’s Original ‘Rookie Sensation.’
HT: 6′ 3″ WT: 250, HOME: Ottumwa, IA
FIN: American Stars and Fujiawa Arm Bar


Colleen Crowder: Kevin who?

Johnny Suave: Kevin Scott…former two time PCW Champion. Kevin’s been wrestling with the Red Brand but asked for his release right before the shutdown began. Dawn McGill immediately reached out to him and somehow was able to get his signature on a PCW Heartland contract.

Colleen Crowder: When do I get see some decent wrestlers like ‘New Age Sensitive Guy’ Blaine Thomas-Taylor or NPC?

Johnny Suave: Not on this show!

MATCH #1- Tom Smith vs. Kevin Scott
Smith pulls an Andy Kaufman and stalls at the start. Every time Scott makes a move, Smith sticks his foot in the ropes. This lasts for about a minute. Scott finally gets his hands on Smith and immediately goes for the American Stars and Fujiawa Arm Bar…but Smith rolls out and skips out of the ring. Scott baseball slides out of the ring and kicks Smith in the gut. Scott throws Smith back in. Stomps then kicks drive Smith down in the corner. Right hand to the face by Scott. Whip by Scott reversed but Smith then runs right into a clothesline. Snapmare and an elbow to the shoulder by Scott. Scott whips Smith into the ropes and takes him down with a drop toehold. Now he gets the American Stars and Fujiawa Arm Bar and Smith taps out right away.

WINNER: ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott @ 3:01

Johnny Suave: Kevin Scott looked good in his re-debut and now he’s going to address the fans.

Colleen Crowder: Why?

Post-match, Scott gets on the microphone. The first thing he does is exclaim ‘this is more like it. Scott thanks the PCW fans for braving the elements to come out to the show (the temperature outside is in the single digits) and then thanks Dawn McGill for bringing him home.

Kevin Scott: The shutdown withstanding, I could have stayed and made more money working for the Red Brand show. Or gone to the Blue Brand. But it’s not about the money any more.

Scott says he’s been on both sides of the faction wars (Progressive Alliance and the American Patriots) and is now convinced that both have totally lost their way. He states The Progressive Alliance has been hijacked by Professor McCarthy and his left wing fundamentalists and the American Patriots by corporate elements- both of which don’t care about the fans.

Kevin Scott: It’s great to be back. And Stone Chism…just a friendly warning…you’re going to be seeing me real soon.

Suave is complimentary. Crowder complains that Scott can’t make his mind up what he thinks and takes the easy out by siding with the fans.

CSPN reporters Reese Anderson and Rebecca Morris interview ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann. Also watching, ‘The Mouthpiece of the SEC’ Phil Finebaum, Universal PCW Tag Team Champions Charlie Blackwell and P.M.C. Banks, ‘Canadian Bad Boy’ Justin Beaver, and the ‘Wall Street Market Analyst with the Man Crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit’ Kirk Walstreit.

Anderson asks McMann about the Oshkosh incident. McMann says all Charlie Blackwell was try to do is get Universal PCW Champion Ray McAvay’s ‘attention.’ He didn’t have any clue that Professor McCarthy and his group were going to do what they did.

Mr. McMann: If Ray McAvay were a member of a PCW ‘Power 3 faction,’ there’s no chance in hell Professor McCarthy’s group would have been able to attack him like that.

McMann calls McAvay a ‘sitting duck’ without the protection that being a part of an elite group provides.

Morris asks McMann about what happened to Dawn McGill. McMann says it’s the same thing. McGill needs to fold the Heartland show in under the umbrella of the Red or Blue Brand show and she’ll be protected from attacks like the Oshkosh incident. McMann further notes that he feels Heartland isn’t drawing too well plus they only have 14 followers on Twitter at the moment.

Mr. McMann: In fact, I’m going to go to Dawn’s office right now and offer her that very opportunity.

McMann exits.

Suave wonders if McMann visiting Dawn right now is really a good idea.

Colleen Crowder: Why? What is she going to do? Throw him out of her office?

Cut to…

‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann walks into Dawn McGill’s office. The door closes.

Ten seconds later…

The door explodes as an airborne McMann shoots out through the debris of the shattering door and lands in a heap in the hallway.

Suave looks up from his monitor.

Johnny Suave: Yes.

It’s Blair Moise backstage with Progressive Alliance wrestler ‘New Age Sensitive Guy’ Blaine Thomas-Taylor and his valet Soccer Mom.


Thomas-Taylor wears a man purse/fanny pack around his waist and drinks some kind of nutritious soy juice- of which the smell emitting from the environmentally friendly cup makes Blair noticeably uncomfortable.

Thomas-Taylor is in a good mood tonight though and Blair wonders why. He politely and delicately explains to Blair that President of the PCW Executive Committee Nancy Pelosi (CA-Progressive Alliance) is coming to the show tonight and he will be very happy to see her.

Blair asks why.

Blaine Thomas-Taylor: Because, there’s too much toxic masculinity here.

Blair Moise: This is a political wrestling show.

Thomas-Taylor repeats the line about ‘too much toxic masculinity’ and adds ‘we must think of the children.’ Soccer Mom chimes in again…


Cut back to Suave and Crowder.

Suave notes that in fact Nancy Pelosi was on her way to the Tyson Events Center. However, because of the shutdown, Pelosi couldn’t use an official PCW private jet to fly to Sioux City. Because of the bad weather in the eastern part of the country, she couldn’t fly commercial and ended up on a bus from Washington, D.C. to Sioux Falls, Iowa. Suave wonders aloud just where Pelosi is at the moment.

People board the bus and pass by a very unhappy and slightly grumpy Nancy Pelosi who’s commandeered two seats in the front of the buss.

Someone comes up to her.

Man: Is there someone in that chair?

Pelosi shoots the man a nasty glare that bores through his soul.

Man: Um…never mind.

The man decides to move along.

Cut back to Suave.

Johnny Suave: Well. Seeing as she’s over three and a half hours away, Nancy might be cutting it a little close getting here before the end of the show.



Universal PCW Champion: ‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay (Independent/Les Miserables)
Universal PCW Tag Team Champions: Sports Entertainment Corporation: P.M.C. Banks and Charlie Blackwell
Universal PCW Women’s Champion: ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin (Independent)


Heartland Title
Champion: The One Man Anti-Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism

#1 Contender: Jack Fraiser
#2 Contender: SNAFU
#3 Contender: Average Joe
#4 Contender: Justin Beaver (SEC)

Heartland Tag Team Title
Champion: Weapons of Mass Destruction: A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb

#1 Contender: The Dork Dynasty: Leonard and Sheldon Robertson
#2 Contender: Island of Misfit Wrestlers: Rah and Halitosis
#3 Contender: The Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja: Hank and Tiny
#4 Contender: The Green World Order: ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee and GreenPete


Suave reports zero progress made in the four week Red Brand and Blue Brand shutdown. Earlier this week, Nancy Pelosi wrote a letter to PCW CEO Donald Trump (NY-American Patriots) and asked him to postpone the upcoming annual ‘State of PCW’ address because of the shutdown and the fact neither the Red Brand nor Blue Brand are running shows at the moment.

Johnny Suave: Pelosi also brought up security concerns if Trump delivered the State of PCW address somewhere other than a Red or Blue Brand show during the shutdown.

The reaction of the Guild of Low Level Media People Trying to Make a Name for Themselves?

‘Low Level Reporter at the New York Times Trying to Make a Name for Herself’ Colleen Crowder:
YES! You go Nancy Pelosi!

‘Low Level Reporter at CNN Trying to Make a Name for Herself’ Sharon Johns:
Pelosi outsmarted Trump at his own game. Well done, Nancy!

‘Low Level Reporter at the Washington Post Trying to Make a Name for Himself’ Dan Miller:
Way to go Nancy! Pelosi stood up to Trump. She persisted. Great job!

Suave continues and reports that Trump fired back on Thursday. While getting ready to fly out of Washington, D.C. on a PCW funded flight instead of negotiating to end the nearly one month shutdown of the Red and Blue Brand shows, Pelosi made it to the tarmac for her flight and waited for her plane to arrive

VIDEO: Nancy Pelosi at the Airport Last Tuesday – Washington, D.C.

Pelosi waits impatiently at the tarmac for her plane…that never comes…

Nancy Pelosi: Where’s my plane?

Suave explains the plane never came because why? Trump cancelled her trip.

Even better, several members of the Progressive Alliance, including Adam Schiff (CA-Prog. Alliance), were trying to get out of town on a bus headed to the airport when they were told their trips were cancelled. While furious phone calls flew back and forth between PCW headquarters and the bus, this took place…

VIDEO: A Bus That Endlessly Drives Around in Circles Last Tuesday

The bus with the Progressive Alliance members inside goes around in circles…and around…and around…and around…and around…

The reaction of the Guild of Low Level Media People Trying to Make a Name for Themselves?

‘Low Level Reporter at CNN Trying to Make a Name for Herself’ Sharon Johns:
Now Trump just looks petulant.

‘Low Level Reporter at the Washington Post Trying to Make a Name for Himself’ Dan Miller:
Shameful! Trump’s gone too far this time!

‘Low Level Reporter at the New York Times Trying to Make a Name for Herself’ Colleen Crowder:
We need a new CEO of PCW! This is just not acceptable.

Suave’s take…

Johnny Suave: There you have it. Proof of why narrative driven ‘news’ is to real journalism what the WWE is to the sport of wrestling. When New York Times, Washington Post, CNN, Buzzfeed, MSNBC, and so on…and so on…are no longer credible sources of news and function as the propaganda arm of the Washington, D.C. beltway establishment.

The reaction of the Guild of Low Level Media People Trying to Make a Name for Themselves?

‘Low Level Reporter at the New York Times Trying to Make a Name for Herself’ Colleen Crowder:
YES! I mean…NO!

‘Low Level Reporter at CNN Trying to Make a Name for Herself’ Sharon Johns:
You take that back! WE ARE NEWS!

‘Low Level Reporter at the Washington Post Trying to Make a Name for Himself’ Dan Miller:
Democracy dims when it dies in darkness and such or something like that.


‘Low Level Reporter at CNN Trying to Make a Name for Herself’ Sharon Johns (slightly confused):
Ummmm…RIGHT!…uh…(shrieks) YEAH, YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Johnny Suave: Right. About the same time you all take back all the false ‘beginning of the end for Donald Trump’ stories you keep throwing out there.

Crowder, Miller, and Johns all begin to cough…

Colleen Crowder (coughing): …that’s different…

Dan Miller (also coughing): …whataboutism…

Sharon Johns (also also coughing): …false equivalency…

Colleen Crowder (coughing): …let’s move on…

Dan Miller (coughing): …move on…

Sharon Johns (coughing): …yes…move on…


Blair Moise talks with SNAFU and his Coach, E.J. Flack.

Blair asks SNAFU about his match tonight. SNAFU responds it’s just one in a number steps he needs to take to get back in the title mix.

SNAFU: The bar was raised when the ‘One Man Anti-Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism came to PCW Heartland and won the Heartland title. The bar just got raised again when Kevin Scott signed on with PCW Heartland. It means I’ll just have to work that much harder.

Before Blair asks another question, Flack jumps in. He says SNAFU has a crack on his shoulder, not a chip. It’s not to prove to other people he can do something. It’s to prove to himself that he can change PCW history.

Coach E.J. Flack: How do I fit in? My entire life has been about running into the fire, not away from the fire. I’m an educator, I’m a teacher. I have an elementary education degree. So how does that help a professional wrestler? I’m a teacher. I’m a teacher of life and I’m a teacher of wrestling. It’s my job to find the best way to teach old lifetime lessons. It’s my job to teach SNAFU how to…NARFLE THE GARTHOK!


Blair sends it back to Suave.


Suave sends it right to the ring and announcer Kimber Marshall.

Millennial Mark:
HT: 6’-1” WT: 200 / HOME: Beachwood, OH
FIN: Parent’s Basement Slam
MGR: Snowflake Suzie

Led by Snowflake Suzie, Millennial Mark walks to the ring, head down, playing his hand held video game. Suave notes that Millennial Mark has won all forty-six achievements and trophies, and all the unlockables on the WWE 2K19 video game.

Johnny Suave: I think he’ll find SNAFU to be a little tougher opponent.

Colleen Crowder: I still want to know what the hell a Garthok is.

HT: 5′ 11″ WT: 210 / HOME: Philadelphia, PA
FIN: Philly Facebuster
MGR: E.J. Flack

’Feel Invincible’- Skillet


SNAFU, accompanied by Coach E.J. Flack, makes his way out on stage.

The fans chant ‘SNAFU!…SNAFU! as he and Flack make their way to the ring.

MATCH #2 – Millennial Mark vs. SNAFU
Lock up in the center of the ring. SNAFU whips Millennial Mark to the ropes and it’s reversed. SNAFU ducks the clothesline. Spin around…hurricanrana and cover 1…2…NO!!! Enziguri from SNAFU. He hits the ropes hits Millennial Mark with a hard spinning elbow! Another pinfall…1..2..NO!!!

Johnny Suave: SNAFU quick out the chute and he’s taking it right to the millennial.

Snowflake Suzie complains to the referee when Flack tosses in a chair. She complains even more when SNAFU waffles him with said chair and then skateboards the chair into Millennial Mark’s face. Cover…1…2…last second kick out.

Millennial Mark gets a couple moves in. He goes top turnbuckle. SNAFU crotches him over the top rope and hits a top rope neckbreaker. Philadelphia facebuster follows. 1…2…3.


SNAFU jumps up and high fives Flack.



Johnny Suave: SNAFU gets the win here on Extreme Political TV. He’s definitely making it clear that even with the addition of Kevin Scott, he’s not planning on going away anytime soon.


Waiting backstage, nerdy master’s students and duck call, decoy fabricators the Dork Dynasty- challengers in tonight’s PCW Heartland Tag Team title match.

Sheldon predicts that with the help of science the Dork Dynasty will become the next PCW Heartland Tag Team champions.

Sheldon Robertson: We are standing on the shoulders of great scientific wrestlers and I am better than all of them. They say it’s impossible for us to defeat Weapons of Mass Destruction. If I can hack into a government supercomputer to come up with an innovative new design for a duck call, we can overcome a slight weight disadvantage to win the tag team title.

Sheldon raises up the voluminous ‘Tag Team Partnership Agreement’- a 627 page hardcover bound book and reminds Leonard that he’s obligated to agree with him.

So, Leonard agrees with him.

Leonard Robertson: Look folks. You don’t want to get into it with him. He’s one lab accident away from becoming a super villain…or worse.

Leonard blows a duck call.



*”Imperial March” – Star Wars*

The crowd pops when PCW CEO Donald Trump (NY-American Patriots) comes out on stage.

The supporters chant “TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!” which merges with the melody of the Imperial March and becomes:











After the noise settles, Trump thanks everyone for coming to the show on a very, chilly evening.

Donald Trump: I know some of you came here to see Nancy Pelosi. I understand that she’s on a bus somewhere in transit. But to reward all of you for coming out on a really bad night and being a great audience…

Trump points up to the aisles. Several members of the College Football national champion Clemson Tigers walk down the aisle carrying trays overflowing with hamburgers from Wendy’s.

Colleen Crowder: Fast food burgers?

Johnny Suave: It’s free and a nice gesture to our fans.



January 26th – Wings Event Center / Kalamazoo, MI
February 1st – Effingham Performance Center / Effingham, IL
February 2nd – Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL
February 3rd – David S. Palmer Arena / Danville, IL
February 9th – D.C. Armory / Washington, D.C.
February 15th – Vilaero Event Center / Kearney, NE
February 16th – Pershing Center / Lincoln, NE
February 17th – Eihusen Arena / Grand Island, NE


Blair Moise is with A. Tom Bomb, Hy Drogen Bomb, and their kid sister Daisy Cutter-Bomb aka…Weapons of Mass Destruction also aka…the PCW Heartland Tag Team champions.

Blair asks about facing the Dorks. A-Bomb points to a wooden statue of General George C. Patton that Daisy pulls in a wagon. A harsh voice comes out of a speaker in the statue…

Voice of Statue: There used to be this *BLEEP* slung around that the Bomb Brothers couldn’t take the next step. Well, they’re the PCW Heartland Tag Team champions.  Americans love to fight and love the sting and clash of battle.  We’re going to win this war tonight and win it by fighting and by showing each and every tag team in PCW that we’ve got more guts than they have; or ever will have.  We’re not going to just pin the sons-of-bitches, we’re going to rip out their living *BLEEP-BLEEP* guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks.

Blair Moise: Tanks?

Voice of Statue: Er…it’s just a metaphor.  Now, we are not interested in holding onto anything, except the enemy’s balls…

Blair Moise: Say what?

Voice of Statue: Metaphor.  What I am trying to say is that we are going to twist their balls and kick the living *BLEEP* out of him all of the time. Our basic plan of operation is to advance and to keep on advancing regardless of whether we have to go over, under, or through the enemy. We are going to go through him like crap through a goose; like *BLEEP* through a tin horn! The harder WE push, the more wins we will have.  Now, let’s go!

A-Bomb and H-Bomb shrug and exit. Daisy pulls the wagon with the talkative statue and follows.

The PCW Heartland owner stands in the middle of the ring none the worse the wear after getting Glitter Bombed last week in Oshkosh, Wisconsin save a red spot on the side of her face where Professor McCarthy hit her with the ‘good book.’

McGill, munching a Wendy’s hamburger, says it’s not over between her and Professor McCarthy and his Flock. He has a lot more to do in order to drive her out of PCW. Deep State and Antifa? She promises to get revenge and ‘hurt them real bad’ in the ‘real near future.’   In the end though, Dawn says this really isn’t about her, it’s about the fans.

Dawn McGill: They don’t respect you. They don’t care about you. They refer to you in the most vile of terms. All they want you to do is shut up, sit down, and do what they say. That’s what they tried to do to Ray McAvay last week. He’s still here. That’s what they tried to do to me…and I’m still here.

Dawn then addresses Mr. McMann’s earlier comment about PCW only have fourteen followers on Twitter.

Dawn McGill: I couldn’t care less if we have fourteen, fourteen hundred, fourteen thousand, fourteen mill-…whatever…followers. It doesn’t matter. We are in this for the long haul. As the song says, you can stand me up against the gates of hell but I won’t back down. We are going to build this from the bottom up one person at a time and it doesn’t matter what Mr. McMann, Professor McCarthy, or anyone else says.

McGill turns it over to Kimber Marshall for tonight’s main event.

Dork Dynasty
Sheldon Robertson
HT: 6’ 5” WT: 190 / HOME: Pasadena, CA
FIN: Big Bang Theory
MUSIC: “Theme from Big Bang Theory”- Barenaked Ladies
Valet: Amy
Leonard Robertson
HT: 5’ 9” WT: 185 / HOME: Pasadena, CA
FIN: Big Bang Theory
MUSIC: “Theme from Big Bang Theory”- Barenaked Ladies
Valet: Penny

*’Big Bang Theory Theme’- Barenaked Ladies*

Penny and Amy come out first. Next, Leonard and Sheldon Robertson appear.

Kimber Marshall: Nerdy master’s students and duck call, decoy fabricators…LEONARD ROBERTSON. SHELDON ROBERTSON. THEY ARE THE DORK DYNASTY!

Penny and Amy lead the way as Leonard and Sheldon walk towards the ring. Penny is dressed in heels and a black overcoat. Amy has a frumpy flowery dress on.

Air raid sirens start going off.

Colleen Crowder: What the hell is that?

Kimber Marshall explains it for Colleen as she introduces the PCW Heartland Tag Team champions and Advocates of the American Military Complex.

Weapons of Mass Destruction
A. Tom Bomb
HT: 6’3” WT: 330 / HOME: Alamogordo, NM
FIN: Atomic Power Bomb
Hy Drogen Bomb
HT: 6’3” WT: 325 / HOME: Alamogordo, NM
FIN: Hydrogen Power Bomb
MGR: Daisy Cutter-Bomb

’Hit Me Like a Bomb’- Third Day

Daisy comes out first pulling a wagon carrying a life size wooden statue of General George S. Patton carved out a hickory tree. Then A-Bomb and H-Bomb follow.

A-Bomb, H-Bomb, and Daisy arrive at ringside. A-Bomb and H-Bomb roll in and circle the ring shouting at the top of their lungs.

Johnny Suave: It’s going to be a classic clash of styles. The Dork Dynasty are known for their scientific wrestling principles. Weapons of Mass Destruction utilizes strength and power. This will be a good one.

MAIN EVENT/HEARTLAND TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Weapons of Mass Destruction © vs. The Dork Dynasty

The Bomb Brothers hit the ring and attack.  H-Bomb and Leonard roll out of the ring and brawl on the floor. A-Bomb isn’t messing around either. He jerk Sheldon by the hair down to the mat to start off, Sheldon retaliates by hooking his leg and dropping him to the mat. Sheldon pokes him in the eye and leaves the ring. He shouts over to Leonard that they are ‘scientific wrestlers’ and knock off the hardcore hippy-dippy. The problem there is H-Bomb is ramming Leonard into the steel barricade. H-Bomb then literally throws Leonard over the barricade into the fans.

Johnny Suave: This is just chaos! A wild, wild start to this title match. The Dorks are trying to survive the onslaught.

Colleen Crowder: A-Bomb and H-Bomb are cheating. They’re not letting the Dorks do anything. The referees at the Blue Brand show wouldn’t let this happen.

The referee tries to restore order. H-Bomb drags Leonard all over the arena. Sheldon keeps eluding A-Bomb by running around the ring until A-Bomb finally gets a grip on him. Wristlock. Whip to the ring apron. A-Bomb rolls him back in. Sheldon runs into a hiptoss but he lands on his feet. Sheldon with an armbar. A-Bomb powers his way to the corner and grabs the ropes.

H-Bomb and Leonard finally make their way back towards the ring. A-Bomb mows Sheldon down with a shoulder block. Sheldon misses a clothesline and A-Bomb hits a big boot. Cover…



Sheldon gets the shoulder up. Now H-Bomb and Leonard back in the ring and another pier six brawl breaks out. Sheldon’s appalled again at the extreme violence and castigates Leonard for participating in the brawl as H-Bomb lands right after right on him. Fuming, Sheldon leaves the ring leaving his partner to a two versus one situation. Leonard goes for a flying headscissors, but A-Bomb gets a hold of his head and snaps it over the top rope. H-Bomb uses a handful of tights to heave Leonard out to the floor.

Colleen Crowder: Again, this toxic masculinity wouldn’t be allowed at a Blue Brand show. This is over the top.

Johnny Suave: It’s not helping that Sheldon is being petulant about the style of match…WAIT! Leonard’s not done yet.

Leonard slingshots himself back in with a sunset flip and makes the cover- except he’s not the legal man in the ring. A-Bomb tags out while in the pinning predicament and H-Bomb comes in and attacks. He covers Leonard but again- he’s not the legal man in the ring. Abdominal stretch by H-Bomb, with a leverage assist from A-Bomb, and they stretch the hell out of Leonard.

Leonard Robertson: SHELDON!

H-Bomb hits a spinebuster and he covers but AGAIN, Leonard’s not the legal man in the ring. H-Bomb engages in a debate with the referee. That allows Leonard to roll out of harm’s way and make the hot tag to Sheldon- except the tag means Leonard is the legal man in the ring- which he realizes after making the hot tag.

Leonard Robertson: Aw man. I can’t catch a break.

H-Bomb leaps over Leonard and knocks Sheldon off the apron. He tags A-Bomb in and both Bombs hit a double 3-Point Stance on Leonard. A-Bomb wins a one-sided chop war with Leonard and tags out to H-Bomb. A-Bomb with a Russian Legsweep and H-Bomb hits a senton off the second rope. Cover and the referee actually makes the count this time…



Sheldon makes the save. He yanks Leonard out of the ring and the Dorks take a time out.

Crowd: PCW!…PCW!…PCW!…

Colleen Crowder: Cue jingoistic PCW chants.

Johnny Suave: The Bombs have not allowed their opponents any room to work their scientific wrestling skills.

Sheldon huddles with Leonard, Penny, and Amy until the referee starts to count them out. Leonard climbs back in the ring and immediately tags Sheldon.

Sheldon then takes the microphone.

Sheldon Robertson: I just want to point out once again that we are a scientific wrestling team.  We stand on the shoulders of great scientific wrestlers like Lou Thesz, Verne Gagne, Nick Bockwinkle…and I am head and shoulders better than any of them.

Sheldon tries channel his inner Lou Thesz anyways and use scientific wrestling to counter the Bomb’s tactics.  Sheldon goes for a front facelock. A-Bomb powers out and sends him to the ropes.  A-Bomb back body drops him.  He then pulls Sheldon up by the beard and sets up him for the Atomic Power Bomb. Leonard rushes at A-Bomb- he gets back body dropped.   Leonard runs and jumps on his back.  A-Bomb walks backward and slams him into the corner turnbuckle.

Johnny Suave: The Dorks are giving everything they’ve got. But they can’t catch a break.

A-Bomb taunts Leonard in the corner.  Penny comes in and gets in A-Bomb’s face.  He pushes her.  Spiked heel stomp by Penny followed by spiked heel to the balls.

Johnny Suave: Owwwww.

A-Bomb takes two steps back and face plants to the mat.  Daisy, pissed off, hits the ring and spears Penny right out of her heels. A-Bomb pulls himself up and moves towards Penny but Sheldon catches him by surprise with a swinging neckbreaker.  Daisy lifts Penny in the air and destroys her with a Daisy Cutter Power Bomb.

Johnny Suave: HOLY CRAP!

Daisy slings her through the ropes to the outside. She then takes a couple steps towards Amy in the Dork’s corner. Amy wisely retreats off the ring apron.  Hurricanrana to A-Bomb by Sheldon. Sheldon then slaps on the Koji Clutch.

Johnny Suave: Suddenly, it’s A-Bomb who needs to make the hot tag to his brother.

H-Bomb stomps on the floor and tries to urge A-Bomb on. A-Bomb uses his strength to turn Sheldon onto his back.



Sheldon breaks the hold and rolls out. A-Bomb makes the hot tag to H-Bomb. Sheldon also tries to tag Leonard back in but A-Bomb grabs him by the arm and the tag misses by inches. H-Bomb pulls Sheldon to the middle of the ring and sets him up for the Hydrogen Power Bomb. Amy jumps on the ring apron to get H-Bomb’s attention.

Johnny Suave: What is she doing?

Amy whips off her shirt.


H-Bomb stares at Amy and shrugs.

Amy: Really?

Sheldon slides in from behind, schoolboy roll up.  Referee down to the mat.




Colleen Crowder: COME ON!

H-Bomb rolls through…

Johnny Suave: NO!

…and hooks the legs





WINNER AND STILL PCW HEARTLAND TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Weapons of Mass Destruction @ 13:20 (10:00 for television)

Johnny Suave: WMD retain the title! Barely.

Colleen Crowder: Ugh…the toxic masculinity. Brawn over brains.

Johnny Suave: It was a great match and Dork Dynasty nearly pulled off the win.

The end credits start. Suave wraps up the show from there.

Nancy Pelosi finally arrives. She bursts into the main floor…

Nancy Pelosi: Finally! I’m here!

…and the arena is completely empty.

Nancy Pelosi: DAMMIT!

[‘Trumpet Concerto No. 2 in D major – 3 Allegro assai’ begins to play in the background and P-SPAN quickly cuts away to another political event.]


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Now Richard is liberating himself– and I feel a weird pain–


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