- Magnus: [shows his cat eyes]
- Alec: Talented. Brilliant. Incredible. Amazing. Showstopping. Spectacular.
- Alec: I just got a headache from my own eyeroll.
Christina: Can someone help me fix my hair? It’s annoying me.
Emma: Ok, I will… evil grin.
Christina: Did you just say evil grin?
Emma: No…. evil grin again…
Simon: I’m night-invulnerable. I have the reflexes of an Olympic-level jungle cat. I have the strength of ten, perhaps twenty men. A crowded bus stop of men! But my greatest power is this…when destiny speaks…she speaks to me.
Simon: She says hi, by the way.
Alec: [Wears dark gray]
Magnus: I see you’re breaking out the spring colors.
Alec: You’re an idiot.
Jace: Stay positive.
Alec: Oh I’m positive.
Alec: I’m not clingy.
Also Alec: If I don’t get a kiss right now I’m going to die.
Clary, imitating Alec: Go ahead without me, bro.
Simon, imitating Jace: I can’t do that bro, you’re my brohana.
Simon: Brohana means family, brohana means no bro gets left behind.
Clary and Simon: [Burst into giggling.]
Alec: Shut the fuck up or we’re leaving you BOTH here!
Alec: Jace, that’s your own name.
Jace: It was the only one left.
Shadowhunters Casting Director: Any special skills?
Matthew Daddario: I look good in black.
Shadowhunters Casting Director: Excellent.
Clary: Any Shadowhunter advice for a newbie?
Alec: when work gets overwhelming, just remember that you’re going to die.
Alec: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Magnus: Then you must be exhausted.
Alec: Uh- I… what?
Will when he finds out Tessa is engaged to Jem:
* a hug preferably from Jem or Tessa *
Valentine: I know what you are!
Jace: I’m the best there ever was!
Valentine: You’re a tragedy.
Jace: Me? Tragic?
Valentine: She was leaving you, Jace. Your Clary was leaving you.
I’m so in love with your blog it’s Priceless!!!!!! I actually LOL on most of them 😊 I’ve shared two of your posts to Shadow Hunters TV Fan Hub facebook page with a link to your blog. It’s a new group and I would like to add your blog on the links section once it’s forms.
Hi, thank you so much for your words! It’s so great to hear that it makes you laugh, it makes me very happy!
And sure, add the blog! The more people who get to know it the better!