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alec: Magnus, what’s your best pickup line?

magnus: Are you my pinky toe? Because i will bang you against every piece of my furniture.

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  • Ty: I think I need to be alone right now.
  • [later]
  • Ty: Thanks for being alone with me, Kit.

Alec: What are we gonna do?

Jace: I don’t know. Maybe pizza?

Alec:

Jace:

Alec: About Jonnathan, Jace.

  • Alec: What should I give my mother for Christmas?
  • Magnus: Give her me as a son-in-law.
  • Alec: ...did you just-
  • Julian: What's Zara eating?
  • Emma: Condensed evil, it's supposed to be low in fat
  • [Magnus teaches Alec to meditate]
  • Magnus: Close your eyes. Imagine a happy place. You're on a beautiful beach and the sun is shining.
  • Alec: Are you there too?
  • Magnus: Yes. If you like.
  • Alec: ...Are you shirtless?

*izzy and clary decorating the christmas tree*

clary: where’s the star?

magnus, entering the room: i’m here

Person A: Who the fuck?


Person B: Watch your language!


Person A: Whom the fuck?



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  • Magnus: When I said 'bring me something back from the beach', I meant a conch shell.
  • Alec, struggling to hold a seagull: Next time, say THAT!
  • Alec: Magnus and I have telepathic connection.
  • Izzy: How?
  • Alec: One time he broke his leg and I felt it.
  • Magnus: that's because YOU STEPPED ON MY LEG AND BROKE IT!

Alec: I’m not looking for trouble.

Jace: What a horrible way to live.

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  • Clary: We don't download movies illegally. Because we're honest and hardworking people.
  • Simon: And we don't know how.
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Season One Vibes.

  • Charlotte: How did none of you hear what I just said?
  • Henry: I've been zoned out for the last two and a half hours.
  • Tessa: I got distracted about halfway through.
  • Will: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

magnus: i suppose i’m not that cute-

alec: let me stop you right there.

alec, taking out a 478946 pages essay: Now let me show you why your theory is incredibly incorrect.

Alec: I know you think my judgement’s clouded because I like him a little bit.

Jace: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Alec: No, that’s our joint tombstone.

Jace: My mistake.

  • Alec: Magnus! Help me!!
  • Magnus: Alexander, why are you stuck under the Christmas tree and all tangled with the string lights?
  • Alec:
  • Magnus: Tell me or I won't help you out.
  • Alec, whispering: I was trying to be your present.
  • Magnus: If you don't stop, I'm going to jump out the window.
  • Alec: We're on the ground floor!
  • Magnus: I know, but I want a dramatic exit.

Magnus: You’re the morning to my coffee.

Alec: You’re the pen to my pencil.

Magnus, confused: You’re the sun to my sky!

Alec: YOU’RE THE CRIPPLING TO MY DEPRESSION!

Magnus: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO NEGATIVE?!

Alec: IT JUST WORKS OKAY?!