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Flufftober Prompt #18: Eyes
  • Magnus: [shows his cat eyes]
  • Alec: Talented. Brilliant. Incredible. Amazing. Showstopping. Spectacular.
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  • Alec: I just got a headache from my own eyeroll.

Christina: Can someone help me fix my hair? It’s annoying me.

Emma: Ok, I will… evil grin.

Christina: Did you just say evil grin?

Emma: No…. evil grin again…

Flufftober Prompt #17: Fun
  • Alec & Magnus: [back at the Institute after a date]
  • Izzy: So, did you guys have fun?
  • Magnus: We sure did.
  • Jace: [walking by] Way too much fun if that hickey on Alec's neck is anything to go by.
  • Alec: [blushes furiously while glaring at Magnus]

Simon: I’m night-invulnerable. I have the reflexes of an Olympic-level jungle cat. I have the strength of ten, perhaps twenty men. A crowded bus stop of men! But my greatest power is this…when destiny speaks…she speaks to me.

Jace:

Simon: She says hi, by the way.

Alec: [Wears dark gray]

Magnus: I see you’re breaking out the spring colors.

Alec: You’re an idiot.

Jace: Stay positive.

Alec: Oh I’m positive.

Alec: I’m not clingy.

Also Alec: If I don’t get a kiss right now I’m going to die.

Clary, imitating Alec: Go ahead without me, bro.

Simon, imitating Jace: I can’t do that bro, you’re my brohana.

Clary: Bro.

Simon: Brohana means family, brohana means no bro gets left behind.

Clary and Simon: [Burst into giggling.]

Alec: Shut the fuck up or we’re leaving you BOTH here!

Alec: Magnus.

Magnus: Alexander.

Jace: Jace.

Alec: Jace, that’s your own name.

Jace: It was the only one left.

Shadowhunters Casting Director: Any special skills?

Matthew Daddario: I look good in black.

Shadowhunters Casting Director: Excellent.

Clary: Any Shadowhunter advice for a newbie?

Alec: when work gets overwhelming, just remember that you’re going to die.

Clary:

Magnus: *Yawns*

Alec: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Magnus: Then you must be exhausted.

Alec: Uh- I… what?

  • Magnus, singing: what's worse? looking jealous or crazy, jealous or crazy?
  • Alec, singing under his breath: Or like being walked all over lately...
  • Magnus: Wait. Did you just--Since when do you know that song?
  • Alec: Well, you said it was from one of your favorite Beyoncé albums so I listened to it.
  • Magnus: ...and you liked it?
  • Alec: A few songs, yeah.
  • Magnus, with tears in his eyes: I have literally never been more proud of you than in this very moment.
  • Alec: Magnus, we have children. I've been teaching them how to read--
  • Magnus: I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE PROUD
  • Will: I'm 50% murder, 80% money and 70% a natural leader.
  • Gabriel: That's 200%.
  • Will: I'm twice the man you'll ever be.

Will when he finds out Tessa is engaged to Jem:

Originally posted by brindodondodandoda-uinni

* a hug preferably from Jem or Tessa *

Valentine: I know what you are!

Jace: I’m the best there ever was!

Valentine: You’re a tragedy.

Jace: Me? Tragic?

Valentine: She was leaving you, Jace. Your Clary was leaving you.

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  • Jace: *returning to the institute after a long time* Wait, how’s everyone doing?
  • Izzy: Clary's fine.