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"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who has said it, not even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and common sense."

This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this Broadway. Richard II quotes 🎭🎭🎭

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. If we're posting wildly inaccurate quotes, I like this one.

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Zhao Zi, to Jack: Leave now, or I’m calling the authorities!

Zhao Zi: Oh wait, I’m the authorities. Get out.

A fight


French: You punched me because I’m gay?

Steve: What? No!

Jesse: That’s not cool, man.

Buck: That’s really insensitive.

Steve: I didn’t punch him because he’s gay. I punched him, and then he turned out to be gay afterwards.


Quotes from 21 Jump Street

Fulgrim: Bro, do you wanna have a bromance?

Ferrus: I would, but bro… I think of us as more than bros.

Fulgrim: Go on…

Ferrus: Bro, I have wanna have a bromance where the b is silent.

Fulgrim: Bro… I want that too.

Ferrus: Really, bro?

Fulgrim: Yeah, bro. Really.

Ferrus: You’ve made me the happiest bro on the planet, bro.

Konrad, to the camera: I’ve never been so happy to know the future.

Zelda: Sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like some people do, but can they do this?

Zelda: *stands up, blacks out for a second*

  • sam, after seeing the ring on magnus's finger: want to tell me about them?
  • magnus, remembering how he and alex got married and didn't tell anyone: no