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"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who has said it, not even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and common sense."

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This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this Broadway. Richard II quotes 🎭🎭🎭

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. If we're posting wildly inaccurate quotes, I like this one.

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Pause: And now for a gay update with Etho and Doc.

Etho: Getting gayer.

Pause: Thank you, Etho.

Patton: Self love is spending time with the people you love!

Logan: Self love is self care, allowing yourself time to recuperate and putting your needs above those of others.

Roman: Self love is being the first one to like your own posts and not giving a damn what anyone else has to say about it.

Virgil: Self love is throwing yourself into a dark spiral of despair and anxiety for only two days instead of a week.

Everyone: *looking at Virgil with concern*

Virgil, walking out of the room and into his own: Off to practice some self care!

Patton, sprinting after him with an armful of blankets with Roman close behind with a sack full of Disney movies while Logan sets up the living room with food: I THINK THE HECK NOT! CAME BACK HERE AND LET US LOVE YOU!

Another Incorrect Avengers Quote Collection (mostly Loki)
  • Thor: You didn't have to wound that man.
  • Loki: Yeah, I know. It was just funny.
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  • Valkyrie: I like my boys as I like my girls. That's it. That's the joke. I'm bisexual.
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  • Loki: *looking at the knife he's just been stabbed with* This isn’t one of mine.
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  • Thor to Loki, after Avengers 1: Once you hit rock bottom, there's nowhere to go but up!
  • Loki: You underestimate me. I've brought my pickax, and I'm ready to dig.
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  • Loki: I’m not a murderer! Okay, technically, I am. Not even technically. Literally. But I refuse to be defined by the times I murdered people!
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  • Thor, after Infinity War: Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy!
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  • Loki: I didn't even stab them!
  • Tony: Yeah... we... we are so proud of you. Um, no stabbing Wednesday. New tradition.
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  • Dr. Strange in Thor Ragnarok: You're supposed to be dead. You're pushing your luck.
  • Loki: Yeah, well, luck pushed me first.
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  • Steve: You don't care who you piss off, do you?
  • Tony: Not in the slightest, no.