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Know stupid, jerk that quote all day? comic, : : :






















"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who has said it, not even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and common sense."













This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this Broadway. Richard II quotes 🎭🎭🎭







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. If we're posting wildly inaccurate quotes, I like this one.






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Krauss: *setting up group picture* You guys say Rokkenjima-

Rudolf: *skis in front of camera* I’m a giraffe!

  • Jim: I hate Freddie Mercury, is messy, doesn’t sleep all night because he is working, eat only donuts, and the last time I had to carry him on my shoulder because he didn’t want to go to bed.
  • Person: Yeah, Freddie is a little difficult.
  • Jim: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL SMOL CINNAMON ROLL??!!
  • Something that could have happened.

Dimity:Swearing is not allowed in the academy. We want to set an example for the younger witches.

Ethel: damn

Dimity:hey, you are on thin fucking ice Ethel

Dimity: wait