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  • Wonho: You played me like a fiddle.
  • Hyungwon: Oh no, Wonho. Fiddles are actually difficult to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.
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  • Jooheon: Netflix lied to me.
  • Jooheon: I never see bad boy types protecting stray kittens, revealing to me their soft side. It's always me picking up the kittens.
  • Jooheon:
  • Jooheon: Maybe I'm the bad boy.
  • Changkyun: You definitely aren't the bad boy.

I.M: [sneaks into the dorm wearing a huge coat]

Kihyun: What’s with the coat?

I.M’s coat: [meows]

I.M: Drugs.

I.M: Hyungwon, I need to ask you something.

Hyungwon, reading a book: About what.

I.M: About Wonho.

Hyungwon, without looking up: Suck his dick.

Shownu: Changkyun, I’m saying this as your leader and someone who loves you. You need to embrace your flaws.

I.M: [stepping forward and hugging him gently]

I.M: Okay.

Jooheon: Boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful.

I.M: Jeez, that pun was hard to swallow.

Minhyuk: Penis.

Jooheon: Thank you for your contribution.

Wonho: What’s your favourite word to moan during sex?

Minhyuk: Yes. Or deeper. Or a combination of both

I.M: Yeeper

  • Minhyuk: See, Hyungwon, the way this whole friendship thing works is you have to tell each other the deep stuff.
  • Hyungwon: The deep stuff? Uh oh. Like what?
  • Minhyuk: Like… what’s your favorite color?
  • Hyungwon: Now you’ve stepped over the line.
  • Jooheon: I'm not afraid to be alone with my thoughts. My thoughts are awesome.
  • [ a few moments later]
  • Jooheon: Die Hard 6 on a cruise ship, pizza bagel restaurant, my father never loved me, I'm gonna die alone-
  • Jooheon: Oh boy, that happened fast.
  • Kihyun: Minhyuk, I have a feeling you’re lying.
  • Minhyuk: Kihyun, be positive.
  • Kihyun: Okay, I’m positive you’re lying.
  • Changkyun: Ki, what are you listening to?
  • Kihyun: A relaxation tape. The rain is supposed to relax me.
  • Changkyun: Is it working?
  • Kihyun: Not really. I keep worrying that I left my car windows down.

minhyuk: the guy i wanna date

*shows picture of jooheon*

minhyuk: vs the guy that wants to date me

*shows picture of kihyun*

kihyun:

minhyuk:

kihyun: who the fuck said i wanted to date you?

Shownu: *choking*

Changkyun: Help I need to call 911 but the 9 button isnt working!

Minhyuk: Just turn it upside down and use the 6!

Changkyun: Genius!

Shownu: *stops choking*

Shownu: What the fuck.

Kihyun: Wait, be quiet.

Minhyuk: Did you hear something?

Kihyun: No, I just wanted you to be quiet.

minhyuk: who’s the sun

wonho: monbebes

minhyuk: whO Is tHe suN

shownu: we’re all beautiful

minhyuk: WHO IS THE SUN

changkyun: I-

minhyuk: ME. I’M THE SUN

Minhyuk: That was impulsive. You probably shouldn’t have done that.

Minhyuk to Minhyuk: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Wonho: I guess we’re adults. The question is, when did that happen, and how do we make it stop?

Kihyun: Am I right, Hyungwon?

Hyungwon: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be honest, I wasn’t listening.

Kihyun: When I was small-

Hyungwon: *snorts* was?

Kihyun:….

Hyungwon: look, you seem very nice

Wonho: thanks

Hyungwon: I have no room in my life for people like that