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  • [N]: We had slushies. I had a red one.
  • Dolan: I had a blue one
  • Bryant: oh
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Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.
—  Grayson Dolan, probably
Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.
—  Ethan Dolan, probably
  • [N]: Dolan and I don't have pet names for each other.
  • Cameron: Uh huh. Hey, you know what bees make, right?
  • [N]: Honey?
  • Dolan, from the next room: Yeah, babe?
  • Cameron: Don't lie to my face again

There has been so much drama lately and now for some reason an account named @kermitexposingtea posted a series of pictures of supposedly a girl that might be dating Ethan Dolan. This is a video from the instagram account.

The background given is that this girl is 17 yrs old from Los Angeles. She plays fortnite and what made this account think she was dating him was because of the phone calls/ft calls.. it seemed like the girl posted a picture on her insta story that had a person she was talking to her with the contact name “🐢💙”

See it for yourself.

Ethan: What did you do while I was gone?

Grayson:…wait for you to come back.

Bryant: *side-eyeing Ethan* (speaking in spanish) So (Y/n), what am I supposed to do with this Tabasco stuff?

You: (in Spanish)It’s spicy, put it on anything, it’s really good. Why are you glaring at Ethan like that?

Bryant: (in Spanish) I’m pretending to talk shit about him. Is it good on eggs?

You: (in Spanish) Oh, fantastic! I’m going to glare at Gray and pretend to talk shit. Yes, it’s great on eggs.

Bryant and you: *scowling at Ethan and Grayson*

Ethan: The fuck is going on over there.

Grayson: I don’t know but I don’t like it.

Bryant: (in Spanish) This is the most fun I’ve had since 2016.

You: *high-fives Bryant*

Dolan: *literally tells any shitty knock knock joke he can think of*

You: See that comedic genius? That’s my boyfriend. In your face!

Ethan: I fucked up. I fucked up!

You: Why? What happened?

Ethan: I’m falling for someone.

You: Damn. Must be a pretty special person to make the emotionless Ethan Grant Dolan fall in love.

Ethan: *looks at you* Yeah, real special.

Dolan: *doing something stupid*

You: I bet the dumbass is gonna get himself hurt.

Dolan: *gets hurt*

You: * inhales* Fucking knew it… *takes first aid kit* coming!