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Y/N: Can you pass the sugar?

Ethan: *throws Grayson across the table*

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y/n: i wanted to kiss you so bad today

grayson: why didn’t you?

y/n: i couldn’t reach your face

Originally posted by danielhowall

They hit 10M!!

LISTENNN TO MEEEE: GRAYSON in a TUUXXX THOOOOOOOO

Incorrect quote #10

Y/N: “If I died, would you miss me?”

Dolan: “It’s cute how you think death would help you get out of this relationship.”

Bruh

Grayson Dolan aesthetic by me with help from google images and photo collage. Like and revolve of you use or save👊🏼

Incorrect Dolan Quote #088
  • Cameron: Would you say that you’re independent?
  • Grayson: *looks at Ethan*
  • Ethan: *nods*
  • Grayson: *to Cameron* I would say so, yes.

**** me **** me **** me I’m the ice cream man chi chunky monkey.

Incorrect quote #8

Grayson: “Are you Earl Grey, cause you’re a hottie!” *winks*

Y/N: *confused*

Cameron: “Oh! HOT TEA!”

Ethan: *disappointed* “That’s not what I taught you, Grayson!”

y/n: *sneezes* y'all ain’t even gonna say ‘bless you’?

grayson: you’ve already been blessed

ethan: we’re here, so like…

Originally posted by seaveydolan

Y'all

600 of you are following me. 600 people are putting up with my shit. What the heck. How? I can’t even put up with my own shit on a daily basis. I just wanna say that I love every single one of you and that idc if it’s lame or you think it’s not much, but like… it blows my mind that 600 people are just… my buddies now you know… also like… if you wanna talk and be friends… I’m always here :)

Just realized my asks haven’t even been open this whole time 😔✊🏼 ask me shit

duskydolans  asked:

hellooo i am here for la ships thing bc im desperate asf but hey thats ok *throws awkward peace sign* SO IM 5'6 N ALMOST 17 AND GOSH I LOVE MUSIC SO MUCH. YELLOW AND PINKS ARE MY FAV COLORS, I LOVE FOOD I'LL LITERALLY EAT ANYTHING I HAVE BLONDE HAIR WHICH COMES JUST OVER MY SHOULDERS AND I AM RLY RANDOM TODAY AT SCHOOL EVERYONE WAS JUST TALKING AND I HAD THE URGE TO SCREAM "BECKY LEMME SMASH" SO I DID, IM ALSO A LIL CHUBBY OOH AND I LOVE LOVE LOVE WORKING OUT :)) ALSO HATE BEING UNPRODUCTIVE

GRAYSON!


Omg Gray would make you so many meals and snacks. Ugh I bet he cooks so good. Like those burgers he recently made YUM DADDY. and omg his wild side too. You guys would CLICK. he wouldn’t care that you’re a lil chubby. More for him to love!!!!!! That’s the BEst part. But he’d LOVE LOVE LOVE working out with you too! Those abs. That body. Ugh bye.



We love a hot and sweaty Gray. 🥊🏋🏻‍♂️🥇

you: Okay I know it might sound crazy, but hear me out. I know you like those cool colored lights and I found one on amazon that goes in your toilet AND it changes color every time you flush—OH! IT’S ONLY $16.99 PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING.

Grayson: Y/n, it’s 4am. Go to sleep

grayson: remember, murder is never an answer

james: murder is a question

ethan: and the answer is yes

Originally posted by punishmedolans

  • Ethan: everyone always acusses me of having a favorite sibling in the family.
  • Ethan: which is not true! i like Grayson and non-Grayson equally.
  • James: You won’t like me when I’m angry.
  • Ethan: Bold of you to assume I would ever like you anyway.
Incorrect quote #5

Ethan: “Have you ever wondered why stars aren’t star-shaped?”

Y/N: “It’s 3 am, go to sleep!”

Ethan: “Why are celebs even called stars?”

Y/N: “Sleep!”

Ethan: “Why are stars even presented as yellow?”

Y/N: *sits up, rubbing her temples*

Ethan: “I know! It’s so confusing!”

Y/N: *grabs a pillow and leaves the room*

Ethan: *follows after* “And why are they so pointy?!”

Incorrect quote #3

Ethan: If aliens abducted me, would you try and rescue me?

Grayson: No.

Ethan: Why the hell not?

Grayson: They’d bring you right back once they realize how annoying you are.