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You:Ethan can you put your stuff in my box please, thanks.

Ethan:That’s inappropriate (Y/N).

You:Ethan,oh my g- you know I didn’t mean it like that.

Ethan:I could go for a quickie right now though. 😉

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Incorrect quote #7

Ethan: “When we have babies, I’ll have a group chat for just me and the kids.”

Grayson: “So you can order them around?”

Y/N: “To remind them their dad loves them?”

Ethan: “What?! No! Something slightly more important! To say: Good morning, my sperms! Must they never forget they came from my loins!”

*idiot*

Ethan: you would not believe the idiot that I saw today-

Grayson and you at the same time: you looked in the mirror?

*while fighting*

y/n: you suck, gray!

grayson: well, you swallow

ethan: i’m fuCKING DONE

Originally posted by graysonthealpha

gray 💞

  • Grayson: You’re doing it again, batting your big eyes and your false lashe-
  • You: I’m not wearing false eyelashes though.
  • Grayson: *staring at your beautiful eyes*
  • Grayson, blushing slightly: Well aren’t you fucking gorgeous?
  • You: Aww thanks~

Ethan: A romantic poem for you:

           Hella cute

           Hella fine

           Be my hella valentine

You: how are you single     

Grayson: Ethan ran through the sliding glass door because he thought he heard the ice cream truck

Ethan: I like ice cream, ok?

Credit to owner

*love*

Ethan: love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake

Grayson: you’re literally making a Valentine’s day card for Y/N right now.

Ethan: *pointing his hot glue gun threateningly* you’re on thin fucking ice.

Emma: I’m supposed to be this responsible young adult right now

Emma: but tbh

Emma: Idk how to adult

Emma: I just want to drink chocolate milk and find Pokemon

I need Grayson to come cuddle me in his big ass arms.

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you without me ain’t right
you could call me crazy ‘cause i want you
and i never even ever fuckin’ met you

y/n: what’s the sense of life?

grayson: y/n it’s 3AM, go to sleep

y/n: but like seriously

grayson: my dick

y/n: well, you might be right, cuz life ain’t actually that long

grayson: i hate u

I’m really down for people to send me concepts.. only if you want to…. if you’re bored.. cuz I am… also an emoji anon would be nice… idk don’t mind me I’ve been alone for the past 4 days and I’m kinda sad and lonely. Might delete this because probably no one’s gonna do it. I still love all of you :))

𝘐’𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬

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Sorry for posting too much sks

I need a Valentine and baby you my first choice.

Incorrect quote #6

Grayson: So, how was your honeymoon?

Y/N: Ethan drank an entire bottle of some fruity wine thinking it was juice. He got so drunk he tried to set out marriage license on fire.

Ethan: *smiles awkwardly, pulling his turtleman face*

Y/N: He kept dancing around the room naked with a lighter under it while singing: “Good luck returning me without a receipt.”

Y'all

600 of you are following me. 600 people are putting up with my shit. What the heck. How? I can’t even put up with my own shit on a daily basis. I just wanna say that I love every single one of you and that idc if it’s lame or you think it’s not much, but like… it blows my mind that 600 people are just… my buddies now you know… also like… if you wanna talk and be friends… I’m always here :)

snowyredowl15  asked:

Can u do an angst one shot between just the Dolan Twins? like maybe Ethan gets hurt and Gray is worried about him or something

SURE THING

Uhhhhh but lemme tell you gray is a little more than worried..

“What’s worse than a heartbreak? I can tell you. Losing your best friend.”

*three weeks prior*

“E are you sure you’ll be good? Like you’re sure you don’t want me to come along?” Grayson asks his brother, his voice laced with concern. “Grayson, I’ll be fine! I’m just driving to New York and staying for a week to visit my girlfriend. I’ll be back before you know it.” Ethan chuckles lightly. “I dunno E. I just don’t feel good about this. We never do anything without each other.” Grayson says, his arms outstretched. “Gray. Listen. I’ll be fine! I’m just driving down there I’ll call you as soon as I get there! I’ll FaceTime you,” Ethan says. “Love ya G!” Ethan says while walking out the door.

As the door clicks Grayson sits on the couch, instantly waiting for the call from Ethan. He can’t wait until he gets to New York. Grayson tried convincing him not go today. It’s way too snowy. Worst blizzard we’ve had all year. Temperatures so low they don’t have a color to show on the thermal maps. Grayson lays down on the couch, scrolling through his phone. He goes on Snapchat to see that Ethan posted something on his story. It’s a video of him driving and blaring music.

Grayson shakes his head. Ethan shouldn’t drive and snap. Especially in this weather. Way too dangerous. After watching some tv Grayson falls asleep for a while. Grayson wakes up at around two in the morning, the tv blaring. He checks his phone no call from Ethan. “He should be there by now.” Grayson says quietly. He tries calling Ethan.

Ring…ring…ring…ring. Voicemail. He tries his girlfriend. Ring…ri- “hello? Grayson?” He hears a female voice. “Hey is E there now?” Grayson questions. “No. He hasn’t gotten here yet.” She says. “Okay. Thank you. Bye.” Grayson hangs up, without letting her talk more. He tries calling Ethan again. Still nothing.

“Two days. It’s been two fucking days since Ethan left to go to New York.” Grayson says in his head. He calls Ethan for what feels like the millionth time. It probably is. Dropped straight to voice mail. Again. Grayson got up and contacted a different number. Three digits. 911. “Hey, uh hello. This is Grayson Dolan. I’m calling to report a missing person. Ethan Dolan. Last seen two days ago, wearing a yellow sweater and grey sweatpants. Driving a black Jeep.” Grayson breaks down. Tears streaming down his cheeks. His voice cracking. “Sir we’ll do everything we can. We’ll keep you updated.

Six days. It’s been six days since Grayson called 911. Graysons phone rings. It’s Ethan. “Ethan! Oh my god, E! You had me worried sick! Are you okay?! Where are you? Did you make it to New York? Ethan please tell me you’re okay!” Grayson spouts, not waiting for a response. “Is this Grayson?” A male voice asks. Way too deep and old sounding to be his brother. “Who’s asking? Who is this?” Grayson questions, his eyes welling up with tears. “This is officer Knoxx. James Knoxx.” The man, now unveiled at officer Knoxx states.

“Why do you have my brothers phone? Where’s Ethan?” Grayson asks, his voice barely above a whisper. “Grayson. I don’t know how to tell you this. But there was an accident. Ethan never made it to New York. Grayson collapses. “No..no, no, NO!” Grayson repeats, gradually getting louder. “He’s about three hours out. Down a ditc-“ the officer is cut off. “Please stop. Please don’t tell me more.” Grayson sobs. “I’m sorry.” The officer says. Grayson simply hangs up.

*present*

“What’s worse than a heartbreak? I can tell you. Losing your best friend.”

Good god I hope they never see this they’ve said they don’t like seeing or reading things about one another dying :(

But anyway

Thanks 🤠😎