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Ethan:[Absent-mindedly, as Y/N walks away] You look pretty!

Y/N:[Turns around] What?

Ethan: Uh, I said you look shitty. Goodnight, Y/N! [runs away]

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  • [N]: I just stubbed my toe
  • Ethan: Do I care?
  • [N]: Do you?
  • Ethan: *hugging [N]* Yes I do, are you okay?
  • Ethan: Grayson, can we stop at McDonald's?
  • Grayson: E, I'm making dinner at home.
  • Ethan, starts crying: I HATE THIS FUCKIN' FAMILY
  • Ethan: Why aren't koalas considered bears?
  • Grayson: They're marsupials
  • Ethan: No. It's because they don't have the koalafications
  • Grayson: Why are you like this?
  • Grayson: Ok Ethan we need a plan of attack.
  • Ethan: I have a plan... attack!
Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.
—  Grayson Dolan, probably
Incorrect Dolan Quote #087
  • Ethan: What is your biggest weakness?
  • Grayson: I can be uncooperative.
  • Ethan: Alright, give me an example.
  • Grayson: No.
Incorrect quote #5

Ethan: “Have you ever wondered why stars aren’t star-shaped?”

Y/N: “It’s 3 am, go to sleep!”

Ethan: “Why are celebs even called stars?”

Y/N: “Sleep!”

Ethan: “Why are stars even presented as yellow?”

Y/N: *sits up, rubbing her temples*

Ethan: “I know! It’s so confusing!”

Y/N: *grabs a pillow and leaves the room*

Ethan: *follows after* “And why are they so pointy?!”

Incorrect quote #3

Ethan: If aliens abducted me, would you try and rescue me?

Grayson: No.

Ethan: Why the hell not?

Grayson: They’d bring you right back once they realize how annoying you are.

Grayson: I wanna be taken out

Ethan: on a date or with a sniper?

Grayson: suprise me

Ethan: Not everyone’s a social butterfly, Grayson. For some of us human interaction is… difficult.

Grayson: Not calling it “human interaction” might help.


You: What now, Ethan?

Ethan: I don’t know.

Ethan: I just want attention.

Ethan: I am not a murderer! Okay, technically, I am. Not even technically. Literally. But I refuse! To be defined by the one time I murdered somebody.