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Grayson: hey do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows into my mouth?

Ethan: you’re a hazard to society.

You: and a coward. Do 20.

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Grayson: You don’t know when to stop.

Ethan: That’s not true. I know exactly when I should stop, and then I don’t.

𝘍𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯 , 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯 , 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘦


You:Ethan can you put your stuff in my box please,thanks.

Ethan:That’s inappropriate (Y/N).

You:Ethan,oh my g- you know I don’t mean it like that.

Ethan:We could go for a quickie though.😉

A: I wanna go somewhere else, somwhere new.

B: The Himalayas?!

A : No. Wtf.

Incorrect quote #7

Ethan: “When we have babies, I’ll have a group chat for just me and the kids.”

Grayson: “So you can order them around?”

Y/N: “To remind them their dad loves them?”

Ethan: “What?! No! Something slightly more important! To say: Good morning, my sperms! Must they never forget they came from my loins!”

*while fighting*

y/n: you suck, gray!

grayson: well, you swallow

ethan: i’m fuCKING DONE

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gray 💞

  • Grayson: You’re doing it again, batting your big eyes and your false lashe-
  • You: I’m not wearing false eyelashes though.
  • Grayson: *staring at your beautiful eyes*
  • Grayson, blushing slightly: Well aren’t you fucking gorgeous?
  • You: Aww thanks~

Ethan: A romantic poem for you:

           Hella cute

           Hella fine

           Be my hella valentine

You: how are you single     

Credit to owner

Lisa: We’ve gotta find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?

Ethan: Grayson.


Ethan: love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake

Grayson: you’re literally making a Valentine’s day card for Y/N right now.

Ethan: *pointing his hot glue gun threateningly* you’re on thin fucking ice.


You: What now, Ethan?

Ethan: I don’t know.

Ethan: I just want attention.