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Cameron: I completely stand by what I said when I was drunk.

Dina: You were yelling at us about how we don’t deserve ducklings.

Cameron: Listen. We live in a cruel, disgusting world that is dark and angry. Have you seen a duckling, Dina? They are soft, fluffy and pure.

Dina: …Are you crying?

Cameron: They are entirely too pure for this ugly world. We must protect them.

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Dina: It is not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it.

Cameron: Why? Why do you love me?

Kay: Because I came alive when I met you.

Jonathan: When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool’ but when I do it I’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on’.

Mike: I don’t understand. What difference does it make if Kay goes to Chris Angel’s party?

Jordan: Well. Chris Angel is Cam’s mortal enemy.

Mike: Mortal enemy?

Jordan: Mhm.

Mike: Cam, I knew you were a bit of a left-handed monkey wrench, but you really have a mortal enemy?

Cameron: In fact, I have 61 of them. Would you like to see the list?

Jordan: Oh, say no, say no, say no.

Cameron: You just got off the list, would you like back on it?

Kay: [To Dina] I have an interesting question… you and Mike… why?

Dina: I don’t know… my parents owned a funeral home. Read into that what you will. Now let me ask you a question. Cameron, why?

Kay: You got eyes. What do you think?

Mike: [To Cameron] Little girls who kiss frogs expect them to turn into you.

Cameron: Oh, come on. I’m not that good looking.

Mike: Yeah, you are.

Kay: You kind of are.

Cameron: [To the mystery woman] I would just like to ask you to consider the alternatives next time you’re filled with the urge to push someone out a window.  

Jonathan: [Arguing with Cameron] I’m taller!

Cameron: I’m shorter!

Jonathan: I’m older!

Cameron: I’m younger!

Jonathan: I’m smarter!

Cameron: I’m…not falling for that.

A Bundle of Secrets Incorrect Quote #5

Jonathan: Uncle Johnny doesn’t want to play ballerina.

Farrah: Yes, he does.

Jonathan: No, he doesn’t.

Farrah: Yes, he does.

Jonathan: No, he doesn’t.

Farrah: [Fake cries] Yes, he does.

Jonathan: …How do you play ballerina?

[About Kay’s unlikely situation]
Wanna catch me up?
Jonathan: Well, let’s see. She attempted to open her apartment with her car key because her face is overly European. She hasn’t had sex in 6 months, and she ate a fly.
Cameron: Uh-huh. Seriously, 6 months?

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Jonathan: [To Kay and Cameron] Come on, we’re a trio! We’ve always been a trio. We’re right up there with Batman and Robin and Alfred!

Kay: Go!

Jonathan: Romeo and Juliet and the apothecary!

Kay: Out!

Jonathan: Salt and Pepper and Cuman! [Door gets closed in his face]

Isaac: I think we should get back together.

Kay: I have feelings for Cameron.

Isaac: I saw you first.

Kay: I don’t really think that applies here.

[When Kay was mad at Cameron]

Mike: What’s wrong with Cameron?

Kay: Alphabetically or in order of annoyance?