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Jonathan: Face it Cameron, we’ve got father issues.

Cameron: [In denial] Pff, no we don’t.

Jordan: Grandfather issues.

Cameron: No…

Gunter: Great-Grandfather issues.

Cameron: I just don’t like that he put deadly traps in the Archive.

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Kay: So, why does Juliet kill herself?

Dina: Because without her Romeo she has no reason to live.

Kay: Oi. You can tell this play was written by a man.

Kay: I thought you were exhausted. Why are you making cookies?

Cameron: Because baking clears my head, Kay, okay?

Jonathan: I just want to say I’m honored you’re trusting me.

Kay: Oh, I’m not.

Cameron: [Jump hugs Jonathan] Let me help you with your feelings!

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Cameron: Name a way to be nice to others.

Mystery Woman: Don’t kill them.

Cameron: Setting the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it.

[Cameron and Kay have had their first fight as a couple and it… upsets Cam to say the least…]

Dina: Cameron darling, are you alright?

Cameron: [Turns around in his chair] Just looking some memories [Swipes through photos on his phone] Here’s a picture of Kayby at the petting zoo. Here’s a picture of Kayby at the pancake place eating a short stack. Here’s a picture of Kayby telling me to stop taking pictures of her short stack.

Dina: Cameron, what are you doing?

Cameron: That’s what she said when I took the picture… [Cries] I miss her so much!

Kay: I am not gonna answer that!

Jonathan: Oh, come on! Just pick one! Between Cameron, Dina, Jordan, and Gunter, if you had to, if you had to, who would you punch?

Kay: No one! They are my friends, I wouldn’t punch any of them.

Jonathan: Jordan?

Kay: Yeah, but I don’t know why!

Poor Jordan! XD

Dina: Uh oh.

Cameron: What?

Dina: Somebody’s in love.

Cameron: Yeah, right. I just think Kay’s cool. It’s not like I lay awake at night thinking about her

Cameron: [Later that night] Uh oh.

Gunter: You don’t love Kay.

Cameron: I think I do.

Gunter: But you just met her.

Cameron: Well, it was love at first sight. Actually, it was - no, it was when I heard her voice. It was love at first sight with my ears.

Gunter: Okay, it doesn’t work like that.

Officer: Hey, Kevin.

Mike: Did that guy just call you Kevin?

Cameron: Yeah, he thinks that’s my name.

Mike: Well, why don’t you correct him?

Cameron: Oh, it’s gone on way too long now. The first time he said it was just in passing so I didn’t say anything. And then the next time he said, “Hey Kevin, you want a donut?” And well… I wanted a donut.


Cameron: And now it’s five months later, the donut is gone and I’m still Kevin.

[One night, the team plus Kay and Mike get a little drunk and a drunken Kay reveals a secret]

Kay: When I was a little girl, all I wanted for my birthday was an Easy Bake Oven. I begged and I begged but my ultra-feminist mother didn’t want me conforming to traditional gender roles so all I got was a lousy set of legos.

Cameron: Easy Bake… that’d be a good name for a band in the 70s.

Kay: [Laughs] It would… [They both laugh in their own little world]

Jordan: Who wants to lock them in a closet and bet to see how long it takes them before they start making out?

Therapist: I believe you said that your childhood experience was satisfactory?

Cameron: No, you misheard me. I said it was a “sadness factory”.

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Cameron: Oh yeah, the one without the daddy is the one with daddy issues? Explain that logic.

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Kay: You’re cooking?

Cameron: [Proudly] Yes I am.

Kay: Aw [Kisses him] Are you sure that’s a good idea after last time? You looked really creepy without eyebrows.

Cameron: I may be an idiot… but I’m not stupid.

Cameron: Kay kissed me!!

Gunter: [Gasps] No!

Jordan: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!

Cameron: It’s unbelievable.

Jonathan: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!

Mike: Okay okay, we wanna hear everything. Johnny, get the beer and Gunter, unplug the phone. Cam, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Cameron: Oh it ended verrrry well.

Jonathan: [Rushing over with the beers] Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Jordan: Alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips, or was it like a, y'know, “I gotta have you now” kinda thing?

Cameron: Well, at first it was really intense, y'know, and then… oh god, and then we just sorta sunk into it…

All guys: Awwwwww!!!

[Scene changes to Kay and Dina casually eating pizza around the table]

Kay: And uh, and then I kissed him.

Dina: Tongue?

Kay: Yeah.

Dina: Cool.

Kay: I know you’re my senior agent, so I say this with all due respect… How stupid are you? You can’t just fire your gun off willy-nilly!

Mike: It wasn’t willy-nilly. It was at crows.