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Jonathan: Cameron, don’t say a word.


Cameron: Fergalicious.

Jonathan: Cameron, I said no words!

Cameron: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago, we’re playing Scrabble, it’s not a word. Suddenly, it is a word because it’s convenient for you!

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Dina: What are your plans?

Cameron: Well, I thought I’d sit alone in my cavernous apartment while rocking back and forth while hugging my knees.

Cameron: What the hell!? You just shot me!

Kay: Calm down, it’s laser tag, that’s the point of the game!

Kay: [Entering the archive] Is Cam here?

Jonathan: If he were, I wouldn’t be.

A Bundle of Secrets Incorrect Quote

I’m sorry but sometimes I see something and I’m like, it works for the ABOS universe!

Gunter: [Notices Cameron’s hand] Why are you wearing a Band-Aid?

Cameron: Farrah bit me.

Jordan: [Laughs] You got beaten up by a girl.

Jonathan: Hey, that’s sexist.

Jordan: You’re right. [Laughs] You got beaten up by a baby.

Kay: Let’s make this clear. I like men.

Mike: And I like women.

Mike and Kay: And we’re just friends.

Random Person: You mean you’ve never wanted to date each other?

Mike and Kay: No!

[Person runs off screaming]

Mike: Really?

Kay: Every time.

Us, the fandom: Jonathan! Don’t make out with the sociopath!

Jordan: Lifting things violates my religion.
Jonathan: Jordan worships at the Temple of Eternal Slack.

Dina: Mike, you deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Mike: You are my reward, Dina!

Cameron: Kay, you deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Kay: Hell yeah I do, you can be a real pain in the ass sometimes.

Kay: (◡‿◡✿)

[Some misogynistic idiot insults Kay]

Kay: (ʘ‿ʘ✿) [To Cameron] (ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ Hold my flower!

Cameron: ✿\(。_。) Kick his ass Kayby. I got your flower.

Heads Up

I start Uni again tomorrow so updates for stories and one-shots may not be as frequent as they were in the summer but quotes will happen every day! Hope you guys will stick around. 😁

Jordan: Why is Cameron crying on the floor?

Jonathan: He’s drunk.

Jordan: And?

Jonathan: He saw a picture of Kay’s boyfriend.

Jordan: But he is Kay’s boyfriend.

Jonathan: I know.

[Cameron practicing a trick]

Cameron: Completely empty box. If you’d like to examine it?

Jordan: Mm-hmm. Yep. I see nothing in this box but a wasted childhood.

Cameron: Little snarky there, ballroom dancer.

Kay: Hello, people who do not live here.

Cameron: Hey.

Jordan: Hi.

Dina: Hello.

Gunter: Hey!

Kay: I gave you the key for emergencies!

Cameron: We were out of Doritos.

[When Cam and Kay start working together again but things are still a little awkward]

Jordan: Five bucks says they still want each other.

Gunter: You’re on.

Dina: I suppose I do owe my mother a call.

Kay: And I owe my mother a son-in-law and grandchild. I know because she reminds me every five seconds.

Submission: Support Comment

Hello! I don’t know if it’s the right place to write this but I would like to thank you for all the things you do for this fandom ! I am French and I fall in love with Deception (published on the French TV from Juli 28 to August 15) so I searched fanfictions. First, I found your fics on a fanfiction’s site and then I found your Tumblr, I read all your posts in 2 days because it was funny and addictive. I think that writting a support comment it’s the minimum I can do for you :) I love your style, your beautiful stories, the way you describe Kaymeron and the fact that you publish everyday even for a little fandom. You make the characters real and your fic “A bundle of secrets” is very original and “A coffee connection” is sweet. You feed the Deception’s fans with your talent and your time, and your work give me the hope that, maybe, we can save Deception.