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A peek at the little who has sought shelter in between the rail and the stone of my bridge 🖤 I wanted to pull it out for a better look, but it probably wouldn't have liked that all to much😮

Thanks of epic proportions are in order! Shout out to for the Medusa edition giveaway, and of course thank you to for my prize 🐍

Halloween Quote No.5 "Boos, Hisses & Halloween Wishes!" Stayed tuned for a Freaky Friday Freebie you won't want to miss!

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This popped up when I was looking up 4-square balls. Wtf? Lol That is not a face slimmer. My lips burn just looking at it.

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Where’s waldo?? Wish I couldn’t see this snake

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Friend: *looks at my arms and pokes a scratch* why are your arms always full of scratches, you don’t have a cat

Me: *stares at him and laughs* remember, I have a chameleon. He’s my own miniature cat, plus, he’s technically named after one.

Friend: oh…….

Love Hisstory

We were both young when I firsst hissed you

I close my eyess and the flasshback hisses

I’m standing there on a balcony in ssummer air

See the lightss, ssee the party, the ball gownss

Ssee you make your way through the crowd

And say hissllo

Little did I know

That you were Romeo, you were throwing pebbless

And my daddy ssaid, “Sstay away from Juliet”

And I wass crying on the staircase

Begging you, pleasse, don’t hiss

And I ssaid,

“Romeo, take me ssomewhere we can be alone

I’ll be waiting, all that’s left to do is run

You’ll be the hissce and I’ll be the hisscess

It’s a love hisstory, baby just say hiss

So I sneak out to the garden to see you

We keep quiet ‘cause we’re dead if they knew

So close your eyes, escape this town for a little while

'Cause you were Romeo, I was a sscarlet letter

And my daddy ssaid "Sstay away from Juliet”

But you were everything to me, I was begging you, please, don’t hiss

And I ssaid Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone

I’ll be waiting, all there'ss left to do iss run

You’ll be the hissce and I’ll be the hisscess

It’s a love hisstory baby just say hiss

Romeo ssave me, they’re trying to tell me how to hiss!

This love iss difficult, but it’s real

Don’t be afraid, we’ll make it out of this mess

It’s a love hisstory, baby just say “hiss”

Oh, oh

I got tired of waiting

Wondering if you were ever going to hiss around

My faith in you wass fading

When I met you on the outskirtss of town

And I ssaid

“Romeo hiss me, I’ve been feeling so alone

I keep waiting for you but you never hiss

Is this in my head? I don’t know how to hiss”

He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring and said

“hiss me, Juliet, you’ll never have to be alone

I hiss you and that'ss all I really know

I talked to your dad, go pick out a white hissing dress

It’s a love hisstory, baby just say "hiss”

Oh, oh,

Oh, oh

'Cause we were both young when I first hissed you.

note of the author: as you can see “hiss” means a lot of things here. Hope you get to understand this very, very emotionally deep song.


where mark is trying to find out donghyucks name and jeno and jaemin are flirty idiots
  • renjwen added Park Jisung
  • renjwen added Zhong Chenle
  • renjwen:
  • hello im here to give you some information about snakes
  • MarkLee:
  • what
  • renjwen:
  • snakes are carnivores
  • they do not have eyelids
  • they don't bite food they just swallow hit whole
  • failing chem and wont shut up about it:
  • whats going on
  • jeNO one fails on my watch:
  • i dont fucking kno
  • renjwen:
  • they have flexible jaws
  • are found on every continent in the world
  • they dont have external ears
  • johnny:
  • what the fuck is going on
  • TEN:
  • wait they dont ???
  • how do they hear
  • johnny:
  • thats completely irrelevant wtf
  • renjwen:
  • they can have over 400 rib bones
  • over 200 teeth
  • MarkLee:
  • im so lost
  • failing chem and wont shut up about it (20: 09):
  • who isnt
  • renjwen:
  • they only need to eat 6-30 times a year
  • not all snakes have fangs
  • fangs are replaceable
  • jeNO one fails on my watch:
  • i will literally beg u to stop
  • renjwen:
  • and they come in the form of Park Jisung and Zhong Chenle who knew both of which are some of Na Jaemin's closest friends which they neglected to tell you jeno and have continued not to tell you and are in a massive groupchat with him where they know a lot about what Na Jaemin actually thinks about you but they didnt tell you that either and they also know Haechan's real name for you mark but they didn't tell you that either despite being closer with us first and they pretty much know everyones everything so yeah biggest snakes i fucking know
  • Park Jisung:
  • damn
  • didnt expect a paragraph
  • Zhong Chenle:
  • same
  • thought he was gonna be more subtle ngl
  • jeNO one fails on my watch:
  • WTF
  • R U SRS
  • MarkLee:
  • NO WAY
  • renjwen renamed "Park Jisung" to "snake #1"
  • renjwen renamed "Zhong Chenle" to "snake #2"
  • creds: WiredRoses (ao3), Wait This Isn't What I Asked For