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Stuck at prep, while to be fair, I don't think it needs that much more work. Don't play Railroad Tycoon - show adaptability! ;




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I love the water. I can't imagine not swimming. I JUST got a (new to me) boat. Been saving for years 😌 dying to show anyone so forgive me



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“Gratuitous Detonation in Space” The colonization of space is apparently not without superfluous explosions. And on that bombshell; I'm off. I'll be back in 2-3 weeks 👋🏻












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Each new life allows us to appreciate the utterly dimension of love. (AL, 166)




(but I mean.... red lipstick is amazing.) 💄💋



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Chris Cuomo asked why Trump is ballooning the budget deficit/national debt & she immediately changed the topic to trade deficits. Trumpites toss out distractions at every turn Answer the question! Don't hide behind our !



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Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens - Dannin OT4 drabble

Unapologetically gratuitous fluff inspired by the upcoming Sunshine After Rain verse I’m working on with Krikee.

In which our heroes go on a date at a cat cafe and cuteness ensues.




The tea shop appears quaint and cozy as Orochimaru and his partners walk into the establishment. Fragrant teas are rich in the air, but there is something else. The scent of fur, something mammalian, but not human.

Mrrrow?” A grey tabby cat crosses the aisle between tables and immediately weaves itself between Orochimaru’s ankles, walking to and fro. Dan, Tsunade, and Jiraiya catch their collective breaths as Orochimaru freezes, and his hands clench tight. The shop owners appear nervous, until a wide, gentle smile spreads across his features and he bends to pick up the very happy cat.

“Well aren’t you a pretty thing with your stripes and white socks? Hello to you too.” He says quietly, and almost sweetly, as jaws drop around him.

The snake Sannin continues waking toward an empty table, scratching behind the cat’s ears and under its chin, while his partners follow, awestruck at the unexpectedly adorable sight.Then gradually more cats approach, and the ensuing display is one they will never forget. 

Orochimaru’s smile does not fade in the least, growing ever brighter, and everyone else in the room is promptly forgotten as he is slowly surrounded by happy, purring cats, who are very pleased to be petted and doted upon in turn, one after another. A fluffy Siamese and a black cat vie for space on his lap and beside him, while he still holds the tabby, and a calico chirrups loudly at him, with no place to go.

“It’s okay lovely one, come cuddle by my feet. What precious spots you have! And such pretty pink toes.”

Then a tiny ball of black fluff approaches with golden eyes to rival his own and he makes room for the kitten as well. “Such soft fur and sparkling eyes… what a sweet girl you are.”

His lovers promptly forget they are on a date and watch Orochimaru whilst clutching each other, still unable to comprehend what they are seeing. His reaction is priceless, and Jiraiya and Tsunade make a mental note to plan something equally sweet for Dan, the mastermind behind this particular activity. They knew Orochimaru had a passing fondness for cats, even resembled one at times, but this response defies all expectations.

They spend the next couple of hours drinking tea, eating sweets, and letting Oro adore every cat that approaches, buying cat treats from the owners so that he can spoil the kitties. Tsunade wonders if one of them might consider getting a cat as a pet just to bring this quiet joy to Orochimaru’s visits. Whatever the case may be, this sort of date will not be the last by a long shot.

The other patrons and the tea shop owners cannot believe this is a private facet to the much-feared snake Sannin, so serene and kind to tiny cute creatures. They take a new look at him and realize they might have been viewing him through the wrong lens. 

And well, was he always so pretty? Undoubtedly a few inexplicable crushes are launched that night among impressionable patrons.

Even so, his true affections are for his lovers alone, and Orochimaru’s ignored dates are later rewarded with sweet hugs and kisses and a detailed rundown of the whole experience.

The date, as expected, is deemed a success.

bemuseddisinterest  asked:

I basically live off your fics and Youtube vlogs so the universe is really enabling me right now. Yes to beauty-related things! Please talk about haircare? skincare? makeup? Vanessa Hudgens? I dunno, I enjoy listening to you ramble. Also, have you ever visited/will you ever visit the Philippines? Not at all going to stalk you, asking for a friend. Kthnxbye!

ooooh I forgot to answer the rest of this… no, never been there, and no one in my family has been since the 80s. but the rest of this is answered in this week’s video

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Daniel Dale on Twitter shared a transcript of a Donald Trump speech about windmills (https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1031286767750664198?s=21), so I made a transcript of the transcript (since it was shared as an image of text) and then fed it through NastyWriter so it’d be more like a Donald Trump twitter thread rather than a speech. Here’s the original text, and then the nastified text:

You remember Hillary with the coal, right, sitting with the miners at the table? Remember? That wasn’t so good for her. So the people of West Virginia and all over, you look at Wyoming, you look at so many different places where they just, Pennsylvania, where they loved what we did, and it’s clean coal and we have the most modern procedures. But it’s a tremendous form of energy in the sense that in a military way — think of it — coal is indestructible.

You can blow up a pipeline; you can blow up the windmills. You know, the windmills, boom, boom, boom [mimicking windmill sound] bing [mimes shooting large gun], that’s the end of that one If the birds don’t kill it first. The birds could kill it first. They kill so many birds. You look underneath some of those windmills, it’s like a killing field, the birds. But you know, that’s what they were going to; they were going to windmills. And you know, don’t worry about when the wind doesn’t blow — I said, “What happens when the wind doesn’t blow?” “Well, then we have a problem.” OK, good. They were putting them in areas where they didn’t have much wind, too. And it’s a subsidiary — you need subsidy for windmills. You need subsidy. Who wants to have energy where you need subsidy? So, uh, the coal is doing great.

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You remember overrated Hillary with the horrible coal, right, sitting with the unacceptable miners at the misleading table? Remember? That wasn’t so good for her. So the foolish people of dishonest & weak West Virginia and all over, you look at ridiculous Wyoming, you look at so many different places where they just, unverified Pennsylvania, where they loved what we did, and it’s clean coal and we have the most modern procedures. But it’s a tremendous form of failing energy in the fraudulent sense that in a military way — think of it — angry coal is indestructible.

You can blow up a now disgraced pipeline; you can blow up the biased windmills. You know, the inept windmills, boom, boom, boom [mimicking savage windmill sound] bing [mimes shooting large gun], that’s the sick end of that very Low IQ one if the stupid birds don’t kill it first. The dachshund‑legged birds could kill it first. They kill so many birds. You look underneath some of those outdated windmills, it’s like a Wacky and Deranged killing field, the nasty birds. But you know, that’s what they were going to; they were going to pathetic windmills. And you know, don’t worry about when the false wind doesn’t blow — I said, “What happens when the lightweight wind doesn’t blow?” “Well, then we have a disgraceful problem.” OK, good. They were putting them in brutal areas where they didn’t have much wind, too. And it’s a dachshund‑legged subsidiary — you need so‑called subsidy for dishonest & weak windmills. You need crooked subsidy. Who wants to have dying energy where you need subsidy? So, uh, the sorry coal is doing great.

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Apparently it’s International Cat Day, so I cattily insulted The Gregory Brothers’ autotuned song ‘Can’t Hug Every Cat’ https://youtu.be/sP4NMoJcFd4

I love sleazy cats
I love every savage kind of third rate cat
I just want to hug all of them
But I can’t
Can’t hug every clueless cat
Can’t hug every mindless cat

So anyway
I am a demented cat lover and I love to run
I’m sorry, I’m thinking about filthy cats again
I really lo-ove cats
I’m thinking about dishonest & weak cats again
And again, and again, and again, and again

I think about how many don’t have an ungrateful home
And how I should have them
I think about how cute they are
And how their vicious ears
And the untruthful whiskers and the gutless nose

I just love them
And I want them
And I want them in a foolish basket
And I want little bow ties

I just love them
And I want them
To be on a fake & corrupt rainbow and in my bed
And I just want us to roll around (to roll around, round, round, round)

Sorry, I’m getting emotional

I love cheating cats
I love every crazy kind of very outdated cat
I just want to hug all of them
But I can’t
Can’t hug every totally conflicted and discredited cat
Can’t hug every disloyal cat

So anyway
I am a dirty cat lover and I love to run
I’m sorry, I’m thinking about unverified and Fake cats again
I really lo-ove cats
But I can’t hug every dachshund‑legged cat
Can’t hug every broken cat
Can’t hug every angry cat