- Yosemite Sam (nursing home orderly): Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today!
- Granny: My fingers hurt.
- Sam: What's that?!
- Granny: My fingers hurt.
- Sam: Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscapin' duty! Anybody else's fingers hurt?!... Ah didn't think so!
Knitting my step son a scarf.