- Venom: Hey Eddie im in love with you
- Eddie, certified bisexual dumbass: I thought you were a symbiote
MY BABY ANGEL
Who else wants to sleep?
Ann: I wish that men could understand how it feels to be on your period. That unrestrained hunger, an irresistible urge to kill somebody. Just like for some time your body wasn’t yours.
Eddie: OH I know how it is. And every loud noise is making you crazy.
Ann: How’d you know?
Venom: Excuse me, did you just compared me to the menstruation???
I got the best fucking idea for a Spider-Man/Venom fanfic, all I need to do now is plan it.
I got the inspiration from Into the Spiderverse/the new Spider-Man trailer. I am stoked.
MEMEME! Versión Silent Hill 2 💗🤭
Eddie, taking a shower: I bet you can’t fit down the drain.
Venom: I’m not falling for your shit again, Eddie.
Eddie: I guess you’re too pussy to find out then.
Venom: I’M NOT A PUSSY *yeets himself down the drain*
Eddie: *clogs the drain* works every god damn time.
Buck and Eddie’s friendship on 9-1-1 is literally me (Buck) and my friend (Eddie). We’re work boyfriends who get jealous when other people hit on them. And he’s in a relationship. And I had an imaginary one lol
@theriddlersuggestions Why are your children so AGGRESSIVE?
Hey there fucko, why do you wanna date my dad?
First of all, rude, and second of all, he was wanting someone to date him and then I asked and he said yes. So THERE!
No private parts were shown, no word was explicitly said, SOMETHING was implied but not even that much.
Suck my bottle tumblr
So I nearly forgot about ocs for a pet project I want to try out