Requested by anonymous: “ethan and you spend a day pranking each other”
It’s Friday morning and you’re lying in bed, comfy under the comforter. The bed was empty next to you, so you assumed that Ethan was already up and getting ready for the day. You grabbed your phone off the nightstand and began going through your social medias.
You were replying to a tweet when all of a sudden you felt a cold splash against your arm, a maniacal laugh you immediately recognized.
“Ethan!” You screamed, jumping up from the bed, your clothes now sopping wet.
“I’m sorry, I couldn’t help myself.” He said, out of breath from laughing.
“That’s fine, keep laughing. You wont feel like that when you’re stuck drying your sheets on your own.” You called from the bathroom while you began to change your clothes.
“Aw, no fun.” Ethan said.
“Too bad, so sad.” You said, punching his arm as you walked past him. You met Grayson in the kitchen for breakfast and made yourself a bowl of cereal and sat down at the table. You heard the water start in Ethan’s bathroom and looked up at Grayson.
“Why are you looking at me like that?” He asked.
“You wanna help me prank Ethan?” You asked him, a sinister smile on your face.
“Oh, you don’t even have to ask.” Grayson laughed.
You and Grayson sat at the table discussing what you were gonna do to prank Ethan, and you finally came up with an idea.
You and Grayson quietly snuck into his room and took all of his clothes of out his closet, while you began documenting everything on your snapchat.
“It’s a good thing he sings in the shower at the top of his lungs, or else he for sure would’ve heard us.” You laughed while you and Grayson threw his clothes around the backyard.
“Are the other doors to the backyard locked?” You asked Grayson, and he nodded. You heard the water shut off and Ethan start yelling from the bathroom, and you immediately hid in the living room.
“What did she do with all my clothes!” He yelled, running into the kitchen, a towel wrapped around his waist.
“What are you yelling about?” Grayson said, not looking up from his phone.
“Where’s (Y/N) and what did she do with my clothes? Oh, there they all are.” He said, finally catching glimpse of them outside on the back patio. You watched as he made his way outside and quickly ran to the back door to lock him outside.
“Ha ha. Got you back.” You laughed, poking your tongue out at him. Grayson came up to you and gave you a high five, laughing at Ethan with you.
“Okay, this is way worse than what I did to you.” He sighed. “C'mon let me in.”
“Pick up all your clothes first.” You said, crossing your arms.
“I will break this glass, I’m not kidding.”
“You’re gonna be the one to clean it up.” Grayson said, raising an eyebrow at Ethan. He groaned and you and Grayson watched from inside as he began running around the backyard and picking up his clothes. Coming back and forth between the grass and the patio caused his towel to fall from his waist, and you and Grayson to start laughing at him harder since he was now naked running around the backyard.
“Why wouldn’t you put clothes on before you started?” You called from inside, warranting a middle finger from Ethan. Once all of his clothes were picked up from the backyard he piled them all up by the door, and finally slipped on a pair of underwear and shorts.
“Can I please come in now?” He asked, bracing himself against the wall and catching his breath.
“I suppose so.” You said as you unlocked the door.
“Where are my shirts?” He asked, and you shrugged.
“I only know where one is.” You said, dangling one in his face, just out of his reach.
“What are you gonna give me in return?” You asked.
“All the kisses in the world.” He said softly as he moved closer to you.
“Pass.” You laughed, causing Ethan’s jaw to drop.
“I’ll let you drive my jeep.”
“Tempting. Where to?” You asked.
“Anywhere we go for the next week.”
“Week and a half.”
“Deal.” Ethan said, snatching his shirt out of your hand. He slipped it over his head and you helped him bring his clothes back into his room. After he finished putting all his clothes up he turned to you and crossed his arms. “Where are the rest of my shirts?” He asked.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.” You said, keeping your best poker face.
“Well, I have a decent amount of shirts that I usually hang up in my closet. You have one on, and I have one on, that’s only two. And I know I have more than just two shirts.” He said, sitting on the bed next to you. “What do I have to do to get you to tell me where they are?” He asked.
“What are you offering?” You asked, wrapping your arms around his neck.
“I think you know exactly what I’m offering.” His face just inches from yours.
“You’re gonna let me drive your jeep every where we go for the next two weeks?” You asked, pushing him away just before he was able to kiss you. You jumped up and grabbed his keys from his dresser. “Your other shirts are in Grayson’s closet.”
“I never agreed to two weeks.” Ethan laughed, walking over to you.
“Come on, we’re already at a week and a half, what’s three more days?” You asked, tracing circles on his chest as he stood in front of you. “Now, it’s been a busy morning, and I’m very hungry. Let’s go eat.” You said as you slipped your shoes on and made your way out to his car.
“Good to know you only love me for my car and not my kisses.” Ethan laughed as he sat in the passenger seat.
“I love your kisses, but I love your car.” You laughed as you started it. You pulled out of the driveway and drove to a nearby restaurant for lunch, since it was now already mid-afternoon.
“I’m gonna run to the bathroom real quick.” You said, and Ethan nodded, following the hostess to a table. Once you were done, you found him at a booth and slid in across from him. You ordered your drinks and your food, having nice conversation while you waited, planning out your day.
Once you were done, the waiter brought your ticket to the table and Ethan placed his card in the booklet. A few minutes passed and the waiter came back to the table, a concerned look on his face.
“Uh, I’m sorry, but your card’s been declined.”
“Oh, uh, (Y/N) did you bring your card with you?” Ethan asked you, and you shook your head.
“No. I didn’t even bring my wallet since my license is in yours.” You sighed.
“Okay, well, I will call someone to bring another card up here.” Ethan said to the waiter and he nodded and walked back to the kitchen. “Call Grayson and ask him to bring his card up here, hopefully he wont take that long. I’m gonna call the bank and see about getting a new card.” He said, and you nodded.
"I have no signal in here, I’m gonna go outside.” You said, as you began dialing Grayson’s number. Ethan nodded and you walked outside, standing on the sidewalk while you talked to Grayson and he agreed to come up to the restaurant to pay your bill.
Just as you went to hang up, Ethan’s hand wrapped around your wrist and you were now running back towards his car, your heart pounding in your chest.
“Hurry up! Unlock the door!” He yelled. You fumbled with the keys and finally got the door opened as you and Ethan climbed in. “Let’s go!” He yelled as you continued fumbling with the keys to get the car started, pulling out of the parking lot and leaving the restaurant.
“Wait, Ethan no! I’m not gonna leave this restaurant without paying our bill!” You said, as you began to turn back towards the parking lot.
“No, no! It’s okay, I paid!” He said as you slammed on the brakes, stopping short of the car in front of you. You put the car in park and turned to him.
“What?” You asked as he handed you the receipt. “Oh my god, you’re the worst!” You laughed as you crumpled it up and threw it at him, starting to drive
“I told the waiter while you were in the bathroom to pretend like my card declined. Then while you were outside on the phone, I signed the other receipt, then came out of the restaurant.” He laughed.
“What about Grayson?” You asked.
“I text him while you were outside and told him not to worry about it.”
“What the hell? He’s supposed to be on my side.” You said, causing Ethan to laugh.
Once you got home, you and Ethan continued pranking each other, but they were on a much smaller scale.
“Are you two done being weird, I’m tired of being in the middle of this.” Grayson sighed as you sat down to dinner.
“Almost.” You said quietly as Ethan sat down at the table, setting his pizza down in front of him. He looked down and saw a small anchovy sitting on it.
“Awe, come on.”
“Eat it and we’ll call it a truce.” You said, locking eyes with Ethan.
“You swear?” He asked, holding his pinky up to you.
“Swear.” You laughed, hooking your pinky with his. He looked down at his slice of pizza and frowned, quickly taking the bite and swallowing it.
“I can’t taste it if I don’t think about it for that long.” He laughed. You and the twins finished your dinner and began to wind down for the night.
“Mmm, how warm.” You said as you lied down in Ethan’s bed, his sheets nice and fresh.
“I know you said I had to clean them on my own, but you could’ve at least helped me put them back on.” He laughed. He climbed into bed next to you and flinched as he went to put his arm around you. “Relax, I’m not gonna do anything. I’d never break a pinky promise.” He said.
“I still don’t trust you.” You laughed. You rolled over to put your phone on the charger and you felt Ethan’s arms wrapped around your waist. He pulled you close into his chest and felt his chin on the top of your head as you intertwined your fingers with his.
“I love you.” He said softly, pressing a kiss to your cheek.
“I love you too. Now go to sleep.” You said, kissing the back of his hand. He tightened his arms around you and you slowly began to fall asleep.