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really going through some things today. family what’re your favorite funny moments from your sessions?? I could use a smile today

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We just released this months Encounter for Gold+ tier members. We took a different approach this month, with our first "Memorable Monster". Includes a variety of ways to include them inside your stories. Tweedle Dee & Dum!

Thank you to all the amazing souls who came out to the Creator Meetup bright and early!!!!! The creativity, passion, and talent in this picture is beyond!!!

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When your party desperately tries to escape the huge monster heading their way

Sunday! Derek's away, Keeven's at play! Nulgarneth has given Baezyne a quest to retrieve arcanium from a nearby mine. Join us as Baezyne and whoever else is brave enough to find the dangerous powersource. /w

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Say "Joyeux Gnoël" (does that pun work?! 😅) with this discounted Gnoll from . 40% off today only! The perfect model to on our Limited Edition MyMiniFactory . Get it sorted for your next night! Click Here:

The adventure continues with the Half-Rate Heroes this morning at 10am CST! With the Feywild behind them, and the Shadowfell ahead, the party gets their affairs in order - in case they don't survive their confrontation with the Lady of Loss.

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they said they achieved infinity XP in their dungeons and dragons game 🎲 🐉🗡🗡🗡🗡

Here's a better pic of my new tattoo now that it's restored some of its HP 😊 Quote: 8x6 Colors: My elven ranger & Orly Skiffback's () magical gem dust tattoos. Now y'all gotta help me convince that I get a permanent +1 to Dex 😉

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The NotGreatRPG crew is heading to ! We have stickers and pins, so if you see our shirts, please come and say hello!

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Today's episode of our starts with an important survey from Strethok, the Necromancy Administrator, about the party's recent experience with zombies. Then it's time for the big fight: The Neothelid! With intro by Papa Gasten!

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Bruh imagine a dnd formatted game except with warrior cats. Like, the Playsake their cats and everything, choose what they’re better or worse at (sneaking, hunting, fighting, etc), choose their status (I think they’d need permission from the DM to be a leader, deputy, or medicine cat tho. Or medicine cat apprentice I guess), and all that then the DM makes a threat to the clan, says what the leader (if it’s not the players) are planning/wanting to do, send a prophecy or something to the medicine cat(s).

This came to mind cuz I was thinking how cool it’d be to just have some kind of warrior cats roleplay that I could turn into a story. Oh but at least one of us would have to actually know the problem and how to solve it — but we don’t want to influence our characters thought process for figuring it out — but that means having someone who’s not roleplaying a character knowing what to do — wait this is just dnd

I think it’d be really fuckin cool though! Warrior cats dnd 😂😂😂

Carol of the Bells

Holiday Homebrew #7

Hark how the bells,
Sweet silver bells,
All seem to say,
Throw cares away.

Christmas is here,
Bringing good cheer,
To young and old,
Meek and the bold.


Ding dong ding dong
That is their song
With joyful ring
All caroling.

One seems to hear
Words of good cheer
From everywhere
Filling the air.

Decks and Dickheads

The DM, who is in the Navy, was describing a ship the party was on and using nautical terms. I was organizing loot and only half paying attention.

DM: So you guys are on the weather deck below the crow’s nest and the sails… there is a cabin

Me: Wait, we’re in the crow’s nest? Do we have to climb down.


Me: oh, sorry….

DM: In the cabin, there are stairs going down to the lower decks and…

Summoner: Wait how are the stairs connected to the mast?!

The DMs left eye literally moves into the back of his skull independent from his right eye. He gets up from the table and leaves the table as everyone else laughs uncontrollably.