*relived exhale* just experienced that special kind of relief that comes from thinking the assignment was due today but it’s not due till Monday so there’s still time to do it

isiga-inkblood

thank god oof cuz i havent even started on that ive been too up to my neck in chem theres always one class that has a tendency to fall through the cracks isiga rambles

freyamvzmischievous.tumblr.com

Want to get your dick sucked tonight?

alexaplppotent

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Sherlock: *gets one (1) friend* mycroft why are you so alone friends are my area of expertise and they are great why do you not have friends make some friends do you see my friend john he’s a good friend i appreciate him why don’t you get a friend mycroft look how good my friend is

Mycroft:

thejohnlockoutlet

johnlock sherlock tjlc crack

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@neverwither

Hi, I’m Hardy, Angst Fuels Me

flawsinourcxde

; fragile human (ooc) ; computer glitch (crack)

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ofribbons asked:

Is that a sword in your pocket or are you just happy to see my fiancé?

_{————– ❝Pardon…?❞}

_{His smile practically froze on his face. Had he? Was there? Had he been indulging in any form of arousing thoughts? Sebastian did not dare to actually look at his crotch region to confirm or not, as it would have aroused suspicion.}

_{————– ❝It’s a miniature feather duster, my lady, of the newest kind-❞
he quickly turned away to eye his middle region.}

mich43lis

ofribbons 〷 CRACK. ( I'M.

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“Hey Endeavor let’s play football!” Proceeds to throw a fucking hornets nest at Endeavor.

onexcrispyxboi

Dabi speaks ic crack (mobile so no icons) (But im on break so more crack it is)

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Click Here and Meet Naughty Woman !!!

austyneohdoable

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@battlesthatmatter / Continued )

[ MSG ]: Actually, I only let a few of the creatures loose, I am not foolish, though I am offended you think so little of me.

….

[ MSG ]: The wolves looked half starved and the children were being too loud it was scaring the pup, but the keepers only laughed and said it was fine. It was not fine, that wolf was uncomfortable and they found it humorous did you expect me to be alright with it?

[ MSG ]: It is not my fault people panicked and revolted, and it is not my fault it sparked others getting loose.

[ MSG ]: I did offer to round them up, but he was rude so I slit his throat and fed him to the mother instead, the wolves are perfectly happy now, so what is the issue?

[ MSG ]: Banning is a step too far, they should have been treating them well and it would not have happened. Perhaps I should just take over the entire zoo, clearly they aren’t knowledgable enough.

kneelbeforeyourdeath

( And we wear stars tonight / STEVEHELA ) ( I am giggling that she is offended at being banned ) ( Murder can be fun with the right attitude! / CRACK )

A quick guide on how to win my muses’ hearts:

Aelinore: rescue her from the dragon
Historia: encourage her to slay the dragon herself
Janna: be the dragon
Miraak: offer him the skull of the dragon
Thomas: don’t try
Samson: he’s the dragon and needs a hug

prismbursts

I'm only joking ( Crack ) or not??? who knows it's double funny if you know Janna kinda sorta ships with Briiris' alduin to some extnt

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Animal Instincts

by gwydionx (read here)

Jason’s turned into a cat by a rogue magician. Dick does his best to help - if he can manage to stop laughing.

Crack!fic with undertones of JayDick angst.

For what it’s worth: It’s honestly pretty funny with a dash of bitterness. Jay as a cat is very fitting.

jaydickrecommendations

Crack 10000 Magic gwydionx Bruce TIm Zatanna Hal Damian Alfred Cass M angst fwiw

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Me too buddy.

a-radioactive-mess

ajbsbbsns the cover of this book just made me crack up stuff i say nonsims non-sims

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_{@dupliici said: connor, in the bg: HEY}

_{“And here we have a robot that is reaching new levels of nerd.”}

exchangedpunk

Forever burning bright || IC Stage diving gone wrong || Crack

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Jace: Did Alec invite Magnus?
Izzy: Is the sky blue? Is the grass green? Is your track record of being an idiot still going strong?
Jace: I-
Izzy: Yes, of course he invited Magnus

fictional-worlds-are-exquisite

invited seems wrong. invote magnus shadowhunters jace herondale izzy lightwood sh jace wayland jace lightwood isabelle lightwood sh crack shadowhunters crack alec lightwood magnus bane malec alexander lightwood

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Go see Dr. Pete for all of your pain concerns!
He has two offices in Delaware County.
He adjusted my neck, back, shoulders and I feel great!!!
4700 chiropractic
#crack #pop #chiro (at 4700 Chiropractic M)
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nickjackson19x

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anonymous asked:

is it weird to say tht I lowkey ship platonically/romantically rika and soushi?? they look so good together. I just wished she sat across him instead of maya when they were at that ramen shop

Allow me to offer you my most eloquent answer:

lol same

spikytyphoon

it's my favorite crack ship now the first time they were in the same panel I was like *GASP* I SHIP THEM Rika Lau Soushi I Love Yoo webtoon [Spiky's post]

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