“…That’s stupid. Dabbin’ is god damn stupid! Why are you all so stupid?!”
“Y’know what, fuck this, I’m leavin’!”
// I think I’m at the point where I don’t want a Ghost Rider reboot.
You sinners will want to fuck the fire skeleton.
anonymous asked:
ryan half teasing/half serious talking to yaz about her blatant attraction to thirteen. thirteen overhears. it’s up to you how she reacts to that information.
Ik this was probably a prompt but I can’t get this out of my head and It’s too cracky for a fic..
Yaz: …and I really like her, y’know?
Thirteen, bursting through the door: YAZ DOES THIS MEAN WE’RE LESBIANS NOW?
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Yaz: She’s always super cute, I love how she scronches her nose…
Thirteen, falling from the ceiling: YAZ IS THIS GAY SEX?
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Yaz: I know she probably doesn’t like me back…
Thirteen, squeezing through a nearby vent: YAZ WILL YOU MARRY ME?
anonymous asked:
[Yorha-battler-2b] ‘ฯ‘
(i cant believe im writing a character by snas undertale)
petition to change Micah Bell’s name to Micah Smell
arrow-of-pallas asked:
<Varus>: "If I have to have a varussy, it's only fair you have a rhussy."
“It’s NOT fair because you look like a total bottom and I DONT.”
“For the record, I do not have a ‘thing’ for dragging young boys into dark abandoned buildings and making them strip like I did that one time.”
Hailey is not making this any better, is she?
“Evewy wose has it’s thowns.”
“DOES THIS MEAN I can say fuck now?”
Drake rips off his shirt to reveal that he’s written “Let Vivi Say Fuck” on his chest and torso.
You know shit is going down when James Norrington’s wig comes off
Salem: as your new ruler i declare that all alchol is now band forever.
Qrow: *drops to his knees*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
“Im seeing so many baby memes and fan kids. Is it cuffing season already?”
“( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)“
I love my friends. This was sent to me. No context.
Kamski: “Having emotions Connor?”
Connor: “No papa.”
Kamski: “Telling lies Connor…?”
Connor: “No Papa.”
Kamski: “Shoot this android then Connor.”
Connor: [internally] “Fuck, fuck, fuck.”
I'm so happy that JR showing his holy forehead and eyebrows, he look so amazing and make me goes to bugidan heaven 
18.11.14
NU'EST W โ WAKE,N Concept Passage
This is legitttt... CRACK Version is legitttt. My morning is so beautiful 
I'm still not over how gorgeous they look
