This made me laugh so fucking hard 💀
Tony: I’m starting to worry about Peter
Tony: Yesterday he stubbed his toe and just said “I don’t want to live anymore”
This made me laugh so fucking hard 💀
Tony: I’m starting to worry about Peter
Tony: Yesterday he stubbed his toe and just said “I don’t want to live anymore”
I’m in my Stucky feels this morning if anyone wants to send any requests for Snapshots. Or any Stucky / Stucky x reader asks or headcanons. Work is rainy and gross today, can we entertain each other?
“Bucky, it’s been seventy years. It’s…” Steve sat up and squinted at the analog clock on the nightstand. “It’s three in the fucking morning.”
“And?” Bucky pulled on a black shirt, the gleam of his arm vanishing under the fabric. “Books don’t get less overdue.”
Some fluffy crack involving libraries and supersoldiers as a little present for my hardworking beta @thedoubteriswise
Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) dir. Anthony Russo, Joe Russo
Me 2011/2012: Oww, Cap is just so innocent and cute, he’s my son, I love him!
Me 2014-2016: Damn, he got hotter, Cap’s definitely boyfriend material now, holy shit.
Me 2018 after IW: Oh. My. GOD. Can I call you Daddy now, Cap?! DAMN, f*ck me!
Hello people, I’m out of the hospital. I got a knee surgery. My knee is better but it still hurts and I can’t really walk, but this has it advantages. I have enough time to write and I’m super inspired. So there will be a lot of updates in the upcoming weeks. So be prepared and you know what, I love a good cliff hanger 🤭
Steve Rogers x Reader; Avengers x Reader
Summary: What would you if you would wake up and be 16 again?
Word count: I wanted to count, but then I didn’t.
Warnings: cliff hanger
The next days I tried to avoid the Captain. It killed me not so see him or to touch him. I was hungry for his touch, for his voice, but my stubbornness didn’t let me forgive him.
“I can’t stand it anymore. They need to get back together. We need a plan that they both talk it out.”, Tony said at the breakfast. Steve was at the gym and I was out for a run. The rest of the team enjoyed their breakfast and thought about a plan, to get us back together.
“I like it, that you want them to be together again.”, Wanda smiled softly.
“He asked me for permission to marry her, I actually can’t ask for someone better for her. Besides I know that he makes her happy.”, he said soft. It was weird for the rest of the team seeing him this soft.
Wanda, Bucky and Natasha, ‘Awwwwed’ in Tony’s direction.
“Stop it!”, he hissed.
“I know that he wants her back so badly that he would probably do anything!”, Sam stated and Bucky nodded his head.
“He would never hurt her, but he did, but obviously not on purpose. It was more of Sharon’s fault, but it was stupid from him too. Why did he asks his Ex girlfriend to help him, asking his girlfriend to marry her?”, Bruce asked.
“Because he thought that she is his friend.”, Bucky responded.
“Yeah yeah, we know he fucked up in some kind of way, but it is not a problem that can’t be solved. They just need a little help. So here is my plan.”, Tony smirked.
“(Y/n), you have to do something for me.”, Tony loped in my room. I was packing my bag, I was about to go shopping with Natasha.
“I was about to go shopping. But what is it?”, I smiled at him.
“I have to do a presentation in Peter’s school, but I can’t go, because of an important meeting with the government. You are a Stark and here is everything you have to say. Could you please do it for me?”, he was doing big puppy eyes.
“I wanted to go shopping with Natasha. The whole day. That’s why we go so early.. so we have enough time.”, I pleaded.
“Please. This is really important.”, he begged, this must be really important when he is begging me to do it.
“Okay, okay. I will do it. But stop doing this. It’s creepy.”, I rolled my eyes and he hugged me.
“Thank you, you are my hero. Besides Steve is coming with you.”, he padded my shoulder and sprinted out of the room.
“Whaaat? Are you kidding me? I’m not doing it!”, I yelled after him, but he was to far away to hear me.
I called Natasha and explained everything to her and she wasn’t mad about it. Why would she, she is an angle.
One hour later, I had read through the script of the presentation and watched the power point. The presentation was about the history of Stark industries and what jobs you can get there, how you can apply and what programs they offer for students.
“Oh man, that’s a lot.”, I sighted. If you believe it or not, but I studied something too. I studied math and history, to become a teacher. After I graduated I worked at the New York middle school, for about an year. Unfortunately after the attack of New York the school was completely destroyed and I had to search for another job, but I didn’t need to, because Tony recruited me for the ‘Avengers’. He needed someone humble in the team. Besides I own a good selection of fighting skills.
“Miss (y/l/n), your ride is here. Mr, Rogers is already waiting for you in the entrance hall.”, Friday announced.
“Ok, thank you Friday. I’ll be down in a sec.”, I packed up all the papers and grabbed my bag.
- - - - -
“Morning.”, Steve said silent.
“Morning.”, I responded soft. Oh god look at him, look at his puppy eyes, his beautiful face. I wanna hug, kiss, touch him so badly. I wanna hear his voice.
“Are you prepared?”, he asked while walking to the car.
“Yeah, I read through it and I know what to say. So yeah more or less.“, I smiled at him. He opened the door for me, “Thank you.”.
He smiled and nodded his head, then closed the door and walked to the front seat.
The ride to the school was quiet, nobody really said anything. It was really awkward.
The director of the school already waited for us at the front door. He greeted us and walked with us to the gym, where we are supposed to held the presentation.
“So here we are. You have a half an hour to prepare everything. After the big break the 9th and 10th grade will come in and you have more than an hour for the presentation. Is that enough?”, the director asked us.
“Sure, that’s enough.”, I answered for us both.
The director left the gym and we both are alone now. I started to put out all the papers and plugged the USB stick in the computer, which was given to us for the power point. Steve was watching every move I made. After a few minutes of silence he spoke.
“Why can’t I explain everything to you? Why are you so stubborn?”, his tone was serious, a little bit angry too.
“I’m not stubborn!”, I responded strong, but didn’t looked at him.
He chuckled, “Yes, you are! But god I love that. I love that you are so independent and that you actually don’t need a man. But I need you! I need you so bad.”, his announcement made me raise my head.
“When you really need me, why did you kiss Sharon? Why??”, I stood up and walked towards him.
“I didn’t kissed her, she kissed me! Believe me! I wanted her to help me with something.“, his eyes met mine, “You have to believe me!”
“Tell me the whole truth!“, I demanded.
He sighted, “She was supposed to help me, to bring you up on the rooftop after the game. Because I wanted to ask you something.“, he explained. The last part of the sentence was more like a whisper. Call me stupid, but what would he want to ask me? On a rooftop?
“But she thought I wanted something else from her, that I wanted her back and then she took the opportunity and kissed me. After she kissed me I told her that I don’t want her. I wanted to tell you everything but you saw it already. I probably would react like you, but there isn’t anything going on between me and Sharon! I promise you that!”, his tone was strong but soft at the same time. He was telling the truth, I could hear it. I could feel it and in the inside of me I could feel myself forgiving him. He really wanted me back and I wanted him back. But unfortunately I had to do it.
I punched him in the face, with all my strength, “This is for your stupidity, asking your ex for help, when it is obviously that she is still inlove with you! And this is for me, for the pain.”, I punched him again. This time his nose started to bleed, “Wow, I probably deserve this.”, after that he fell on his knee. I worried because I thought I really knocked him out, but then he took a little box out of his back pockets. In this moment the gym filled with students and everybody was looking at us. I looked at them for a second, but all my attention obtained to Steve.
“(Y/n)”, he started and looked deep into my eyes.
“Will you marry me?”, he opened the box and a beautiful ring appeared.
“Oh my god”, I gasped.
I just realised that they play the avengers theme music in Steve’s entrance in infinity war even though he took off the avengers patch thingy from his suit and doesn’t really recognise the avengers anymore but that’s prove Steve is still an avenger boom
all we are is dust in the wind bitches
Okay so I had every intention of having this done and released for Cap’s birthday on the 4th, but because I’m a lazy schmuck it took a lot longer than planned. This is my first fic for Steve Rogers and I had this idea randomly when I was at work. So I hope everyone likes it. Feedback is always appreciated.
Also I would personally like to thank Juli and Sarah for constantly putting up with me and letting me bounce ideas off of them. You both always help me so much when I’m feeling nervous about my writing.
Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader
Warnings: None… it’s just sickening fluff with a hint of jealously. General sass from all the right people
Word count: 5562
“I’m just sayin that Tony’s rule about not being able to wear our actual uniforms to this is ridiculous,” Sam huffed.
“So you are mad that you can’t wear your Falcon uniform to a Halloween party?” You asked in between bites of your sandwich.
“Well I mean…”
“It’s a costume party Sam,” Steve deadpanned, “If I recall you were really offended the last time Tony called your suit a ‘bird costume’.”
“It’s not a costume! It’s a highly sophisticated…”
“Exactly,” Steve said with grin, “It’s not a costume Pal.”
You shook your head as you watched Steve and Sam debate back and forth on the logistics of what counted as a costume and you smirked. You could only imagine what the rest of the team had come up with to wear after Tony dropped the bombshell rule at one of the weekly Avengers meetings last month. Clint seemed unaffected, as did Natasha, and Thor had taken it as a challenge. You had sunk so far into your chair that you were surprised you hadn’t vanished when you heard that there was a big party, but now there was this costume business involved. Now the party was tonight and you were already a nervous wreck. The costume you had chosen was a calculated risk that Natasha had helped you pick out. Tonight is the night.
Carefully you looked at Steve and watched his little movements. You loved the way his blue eyes looked so determined when he was talking about something he really believed in, you loved his smile, his voice, his kindness, how you would catch him sketching in the evening after a long day. Who were you kidding? You were hopelessly in love with Steve Rogers and you had been for just shy of a year, not that he seemed to be aware of that and lucky for you no one else seemed to be. You couldn’t really recall when it had happened because you seemed painfully oblivious to your own feelings until Natasha had pointed out how blind you were being. Steve crossed one arm and pointed at Sam and you almost hated how his shirt always seemed a size to small across his toned chest and arms. Almost.
steve rogers: chronic dumbass
Theres an alternate universe where The Phone™ is used solely for booty calls
The Original MCU Avengers as Women
Kirsten Dunst as Iron Man (RDJ was brilliant casting because of his own history with fame and addiction and it would be cheeky to give Mary Jane her agency back with a few punches)
Gina Rodriguez as Captain America (Since no one can replace Chris Evans, let’s go ahead a few decades in canon and give America Chavez her time to shine)
Gwendoline Christie as Thor (I feel this needs no explanation)
Jenny Slate as Hawkeye (Because the 2012-2015 Hawkeye run was a masterpiece of English Literature and you could just imagine her saying “Aw, Car, No”)
Tessa Thompson as the Hulk (Originally I was going to make a case for her as Iron Man but then I remembered how amazing she was in Annihilation)
Christina Hendricks as Black Widow (Recast because…well, you know)
Stephanie Beatriz as the Winter Soldier
Janelle Monáe as Vision
Awkwafina as Ant-Man
Zoe Saldana as War Machine
Leslie Jones as Falcon
Hailee Steinfeld as Spider-Man
Feel free to add on or change. Thanks @tchallasjedi for the inspiration!
Note: Steve wakes up alone after spending his night with reader and what happens then. I hope there are people who still remember this story. If there are mistakes let me know. Please, tell me what do you think about this story.Thanks for reading ask me if you want to be taged. Part 1,2,3,4
They dated for a couple months and Steve thought that he has never been happier. Being with Y/N was like a dream for him because she was the only girl who looked at him with love and caring making Steve feel more confident. Y/N thought the same way about him. For everyone she was nothing more than just another pretty face. And all of her ex boyfriends treated her as a shallow, silly doll without her own opinion and desires. But not Steve.
“So, cinema tonight?” her friend asked.
“Sorry, Betty, but I have plans with my boyfriend.” The girl looked at her in surprise.
“Oh my God! You did it? You finally told him.” Y/N nodded smiling shyly. “That’s awesome! You’re a lucky girl this Bucky guy is handsome.”
“Actually, I’m dating Steve not Bucky.”
“How is Steve?” she asked confused.
“What do you mean ‘who is Steve’? His friend.”
“Wait, this blonde, skinny…”
“Well, yeah.” Betty was a bit shocked.”What?”
“Y/N…” She started sadly. “No offense, but I think you deserve better than that.”
“You don’t know him, Betty! He’s different. I’m tired of dating idiots who can’t see farther their own nose.”
“I just want to say…” but the girl was interrupted, when Steve entered the bar approaching their table.
“Good evening, ladies.” He kissed Y/N’s cheek whispering. “Hello, darling.”
“Hey, love.” Y/N smiled at him. “Wanna join us before we go?”
“I guess, I just buy a milkshake and we can go if you want to?”
“Sounds good to me.” When he nodded and left, you turned to your friend again.”He’s so sweet, isn’t he?”
“Yes, poor, sweet boy without money, perspectives and ability to protect his girlfriend.”
“It’s not true.” Y/N argued. “He’s smart, caring, and brave. You have no idea how brave he is.”
“His bravery never helps him to keep you save, don’t you understand it? You need to think twice, darling, before making a decision. By the way, you really have a choice, just look around. Every boy in this bar will be honored to call you his girlfriend.”
“I’ve already made my choice, Betty. And there is no way I…” you looked around to find your boyfriend but in vain. Steve wasn’t here.
Wanda: If alcohol is poison, why do you drink it?
Nat, chugging a flask: ‘Cause there are things inside of me that needs to be killed.
I don’t remember when last time I laughed so hard 😅
Iron Man: Stark’s heartfelt transformation! Iron Man
Incredible Hulk: Gamma Warriors Super Brawl! The incredible Mightiest vs. Mightiest
Iron man 2: Whiplash arrives! Pull off a miracle element Stark!
Thor: Lift the hammer Thor! A longing for Asgard where Loki is evil!
First Avenger: “Make me a Super Soldier!” Sickly Rogers’ magnificent transformation!
Avengers: Super Battle in the World! The Avengers Burn up Brawl!
Iron Man 3: Internal Crisis! Every armour is needed!
The Dark World: Brother and Brother! This is the strongest Combo in the World!
The Winter Soldier: The greatest foe is Bucky? The secret of SHIELD being HYDRA!
Guardians of the Galaxy: Unbelievable! The Guardians are the saviours!
Age of Ultron: “I am Ultron”. Stark’s Robot Destroyer!
Ant-Man: Mini-hero is an undertrained criminal! Ant Man is here!
Civil War: Clash! Avengers vs Avengers!
Doctor Strange: Magic Power! Doctor Strange is a powerful wizard!
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2: SHOCK! Quill’s father revealed!
Homecoming: High School is hard! Parker is a mini-Avenger!
Black Panther: Wakanda Forever! T’Challa’s vibranium powa!
Infinity War: Thanos is the mightiest foe! The Avengers eliminated?!