Ok. I am not joking when I say: in this RPG book i am reading there is a spell that lets you summon a vampire lawyer.
This spell does nothing but summon a vampire who is, and I quote “a registered member of the bar in that polity and is qualified to represent the caster and associates in court.”
It’s not even a book themed around law, or vampires, and there is randomly a spell that lets you do this. I can not stop laughing in awe.
“Shouldn’t you be dead?”
“I’m mainly a huge dick and a disappointment”
A g a i n …
From A Sky Painted Gold by Laura Wood
“We lie best when we lie to ourselves.”
— Mike Hanlon (Stephen King’s ‘IT’ )
Finished reading yet another book and an amazing one at that (i liked it so much! It was subtle, never rushed, but still interesting. One could read a whole page about a cup of coffee or the weather and be entertained,, I’m already planning on reading Rules of Civility, another one of his books)
Jean-Claude Carrière, La Conférence des oiseaux