I just. Fell off the retaining wall behind our house.
The 10ft deep, slightly slanted, overgrown, dirt retaining wall.
Hit my head halfway down.
Bounced? I think.
Somehow completely missed the huge concrete and metal drainage pipe sticking out at the bottom.
Landed in the big puddle beneath the pipe, where the ground is softest.
Somehow I’m completely fine?
Like, I’m absolutely not complaining, but, uh, what the fuck? I still can’t quite figure out physics of how I managed to fall backwards 10ft, hit my head, and only get a few scratches?
And this is less than two weeks after I’m in a car crash that totals the car, but I walk away with only a bruise? What the actual fuck